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AlpacaPerson

Status: NEIGH NEIGH MOTHERF- oh hi. sorry about that...

Member Since: 30 Jun 2012 01:54am

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2013 06:41pm

Location: WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!? pedo stalker creep...

Gender: F

user id: 313366

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i have recently told my friends at school about witty. i didn't tell people my username but if they know me they can probably guess it. if you are one of my friends from school please just go away
(unless you're an elf)


 
  1. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:36pm EDT
    my grandmother just casually called someone a pus5y
    O.O
    wut

  2. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:16pm EDT
    is that a little bit of confidence i feel?
    oh wait, no, nope false alarm.

  3. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:28am EDT
    maybe time travel really does exist but nobody has come back to the past because the future is always brighter
    not my format

  4. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:15pm EDT
    i really want to change my username.
    just me?

  5. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:20pm EDT
    i think we should all take pictures of
    ourselves with our cats and use
    those as our profile pictures.
    and if you dont have a cat you can
    use your computer.
    that would just be amazing.

  6. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 6:08pm EST
    You know those perfect dreams that just make you so happy?
    I hate those,
    because when you wake up
    it just makes reality suck by comparison

  7. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:23pm EST
    I hate it when I'm the only one really trying to have a conversation and the other person is just like "yea" "ok" "yup"

  8. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 6:13pm EST
    When I'm just scrolling through recent quotes and I see a new chapter in a story I don't even follow sometimes I just like to read them and try to figure out what's going on. I'm usually really confused, but it's nice to just waste time thinking about a made up world sometimes.

  9. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:03am EST
    i love how there's a "sports" category
    wittians don't play sports, silly Steve.

  10. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:44pm EST
    I just found out that my friend tried to commit suicide three weeks ago.
    Because of me

  11. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:16pm EST
    How to get a boyfriend:
    1. choose a guy
    2. "accidentally" find his Facebook profile
    3. study his every move
    4. acknowledge the fact that he is perfect
    5. cry for a few days
    6. Buy a cat.
    cats solve everything.

  12. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:13am EST
    Hello my beautiful followers, would you mind checking out this amazing person?
    trichotillomania_trich
    t. h. a. n. k. s : )

  13. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:02pm EST
    Snow White: Her true love came.
    Pocahontas: Had interracial love.
    Rapunzel: Saved by a prince.
    Mulan: Saved China and found love.
    Alice: Woke up from a beautiful Wonderland only to find her cat.
    We love you Alice.
    nmq

  14. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 10:22pm EDT
    good thing I'm not a murderer
    I would play some pretty messed up tricks on halloween >:)

  15. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:26pm EDT
    Geek (n.)- Someone who spends a lot of time and energy in a certain area, not necessarily computers or technology; An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. They are generally not athletic and enjoy video games, comic books, being on the internet, etc.
    Nerd (n.)- A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected; one whose IQ exceeds his weight.
    Dork (n.)- Someone who has odd interests and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks. Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality.
    what one are you? Or maybe you're none of them and are just an awkward penguin...

  16. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:00am EDT
    Here that?
    (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜・。✧。*
    That's the magical sound of me not caring

  17. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:03am EDT
    I'm not going to make this fancy or anything, but I read a really cute story online and wanted to share :)
    "so today I decided to come out to my mom. I've known I was a lesbian for a long time now and I've finally worked up the courage to tell her. So we sat on the couch and I just said it, "mom, I'm a lesbian." She started laughing historically and walked away. I felt so alone and rejected that I started to cry. She came back into the room with an old home video in her hands. She put it in with a big smile and pressed play. It was a video of me when I was 5 telling my mom that I had a crush on mulan. She told me, "honey, I've known you a a lesbian, I've just been waiting for you to tell me" we both just started laughing and it's been fine ever sense."
    isnt that just so sweet :3

  18. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:55pm EDT
    Repost && Add Your Name Below Lets Start A Chain Reaction To
    STOP BULLYING!!!
    sexxychickk< 3
    lovelife23
    violetrock
    LOVEMEALWAYS220
    lostinthemusic :)
    invisabledinosaurs
    arh17
    AlpacaPerson

  19. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:58pm EDT
    I'm seeing lots of quotes about today being a good day... Glad to see that my misery is your good fortune.

  20. AlpacaPerson AlpacaPerson
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 11:25am EDT
    me: *stays home sick*
    mom: why are you staying home sick? You look fine.
    me: well...um...my bed was warm.
    mom:
    me:
    mom: you can't just-
    me: I LOVE YOU!
    mom: I love you too but-
    me: *runs into bedroom*
    that's how it's done.

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