i have recently told my friends at school about witty. i didn't tell people my username but if they know me they can probably guess it. if you are one of my friends from school please just go away
(unless you're an elf)
When I'm just scrolling through recent quotes and I see a new chapter in a story I don't even follow sometimes I just like to read them and try to figure out what's going on. I'm usually really confused, but it's nice to just waste time thinking about a made up world sometimes.
How to get a boyfriend: 1. choose a guy 2. "accidentally" find his Facebook profile 3. study his every move 4. acknowledge the fact that he is perfect 5. cry for a few days 6. Buy a cat. cats solve everything.
Snow White: Her true love came. Pocahontas: Had interracial love. Rapunzel: Saved by a prince. Mulan: Saved China and found love. Alice: Woke up from a beautiful Wonderland only to find her cat. We love you Alice. nmq
Geek (n.)- Someone who spends a lot of time and energy in a certain area, not necessarily computers or technology; An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. They are generally not athletic and enjoy video games, comic books, being on the internet, etc. Nerd (n.)- A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected; one whose IQ exceeds his weight. Dork (n.)- Someone who has odd interests and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks. Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality. what one are you? Or maybe you're none of them and are just an awkward penguin...
I'm not going to make this fancy or anything, but I read a really cute story online and wanted to share :) "so today I decided to come out to my mom. I've known I was a lesbian for a long time now and I've finally worked up the courage to tell her. So we sat on the couch and I just said it, "mom, I'm a lesbian." She started laughing historically and walked away. I felt so alone and rejected that I started to cry. She came back into the room with an old home video in her hands. She put it in with a big smile and pressed play. It was a video of me when I was 5 telling my mom that I had a crush on mulan. She told me, "honey, I've known you a a lesbian, I've just been waiting for you to tell me" we both just started laughing and it's been fine ever sense." isnt that just so sweet :3
me: *stays home sick* mom: why are you staying home sick? You look fine. me: well...um...my bed was warm. mom: me: mom: you can't just- me: I LOVE YOU! mom: I love you too but- me: *runs into bedroom* that's how it's done.