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solyh*
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Sometimes my mom and her friends
gather around and complain about their lives. It's like they're all playing a game of "who has it worse."
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tumblinggirl21
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 4:42pm UTC

OMG!
Just found out something amazing! <3 :) :)

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angelcharms
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:41am UTC

"I LOVE SLOW INTERNET" - said no one ever ......except my mom..she finds it amusing..and is happy to see me annoyed!

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Since my mom doesn't understand english, she had this habit of saying yes. We went to the michigan border.
''5 Passengers?''
''Yes.''
''Where are you going, shopping?''
''Yes.''
''Alcohol or Tobacco?''
''Yes.''
''Weapons?''
''Yes.''
''Have you ever been to jail?''
''Yes.''
''For over 5 years?''
''Yes.''
''Ma'am, step outta the car.''
''Yes.''
''Ma'am.''
''Yes.''
Then she wonders why she almost got arrested.

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sparkleyunicorns7
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I want to be a tattoo artist. I'm constantly drawing on myself, and on other people, making sketches in notebooks and corners of papers, inking my skin with my passion. I love the softness of skin against a pen, its a flawless moving curving canvas. Today i told my mom this. She said that if thats what I wanted to pack my bags and go live with my dad. Im not asking her to support my ambition, or even be ok with it. But she could have t least not made me feel like a waste of space, the child that turned out bad.

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the_person_no_one_sees
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Me: Okay, who ate all the Nutella?!?!?
Bestfriend: It wasn't me.
Bestfriends' twin sister: Me either.
Mom: Didn't you clean it out yesterday?
Me: You is on a throne of lies! All of you!

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 5:25pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
Your mom comes out wearing your favorite shirt and then you ave to burn it.

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Dinoluvr
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 10:53am UTC

mom: *walks in with groceries* Can you help me bring these in?
me: Yeah sure.
5 minutes later...
mom: *walks out of her room*
me: What the hėlł happened to you?
mom: What?
me: I had to walk back and forth for 5 minutes by myself.
mom: So?
me: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME!!!

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eliseledoux81xo
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:16pm UTC

So my mom gets a letter from my school today ,
32 lates later . . .
"You will have consequences."
Right . . . :]

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Erica_213
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Mom: Come in here and clean this up!
Me: Alright, im coming.
Mom: Clean this up!
Me: Sheesh, no need to yell..
Me: What do you want me to clean it up with?
Mom: A rag.
Me: Kay.. where's a rag??
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ANYMORE!!
hmm i seriously don't know...
whatever you do, dont pis.s off my mom, i don't even know what i did.
word to my mom that i will not say to her cause she will yell again..
STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!
true story, my friends..
-_-

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