Since my mom doesn't understand english, she had this habit of saying yes. We went to the michigan border.
''5 Passengers?''
''Yes.''
''Where are you going, shopping?''
''Yes.''
''Alcohol or Tobacco?''
''Yes.''
''Weapons?''
''Yes.''
''Have you ever been to jail?''
''Yes.''
''For over 5 years?''
''Yes.''
''Ma'am, step outta the car.''
''Yes.''
''Ma'am.''
''Yes.''
Then she wonders why she almost got arrested.