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sparkleyunicorns7

1. sparkleyunicorns7
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2014 9:50am UTC
   One time I did a double take because I mistook a mailbox for a hot guy
   
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2. sparkleyunicorns7
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   December 28, 2013 4:47pm UTC
   If theres something left,
   There's something left worth
   fighting for.
   
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3. sparkleyunicorns7
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   December 3, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   Once I did a double-take because I mistook a baloon tied to a mailbox for a teenage guy.
   
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4. sparkleyunicorns7
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   November 19, 2013 7:36pm UTC
   make me laugh myself a six-pack
   
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5. sparkleyunicorns7
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   November 19, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   What I need
   Is a guy who'se going to "wow" me.
   Make me see him and do a double take.
   Make me laugh till I cant breath.
   Be there when I call.
   
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6. sparkleyunicorns7
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   November 17, 2013 4:28pm UTC
   If my Pandora were a person...
   I'm pretty sure they would completely understand every detail of my personality and eveything I've been through.
   
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7. sparkleyunicorns7
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   October 25, 2013 12:57pm UTC
   I dont even have crushes...
   just mental notes on who I would
   and wouldn't do.
   
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8. sparkleyunicorns7
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   October 21, 2013 9:27am UTC
   Thanks Obama.
   
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9. sparkleyunicorns7
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   October 21, 2013 9:21am UTC
   Teacher: Kia youre in charge of coordinating what the class will be wearing on the feild trip.
   Friend: We should wear capes.
   Friend: But I have so many... which one should I choose...
   Friend: Im thinking my black one because it has a collar...
   Friend: But my red one has a bow...
   Me: ....
   Friend: I'm kind of a cape enthusiast...
   
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10. sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    So the other day I was in an argument with my mom over my future,
    and she asked me what I am trying to do with my life.
    I said that I just want to be happy, and her response was
    "Well if you want to be happy, go sit in your room, eat chocolate, and m@strabate!"
    ...And there goes the last of my innocense.
    
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11. sparkleyunicorns7
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    October 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Respect the old when you are young.
    Help the weak when you are strong.
    Confess the fault when you are wrong.
    Because one day in life you will be
    old, weak and wrong.
    
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12. sparkleyunicorns7
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    October 17, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Not telling your coach that you are sick or injured
    because a team mate beat you to it.
    
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13. sparkleyunicorns7
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    October 17, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    So my physical therapist put these suction cup things on me that are supposed to increase blood flow in my back, but it just looks like i got four gian hickies from an octapus.
    
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14. sparkleyunicorns7
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    October 15, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    There is more to see than can ever be seen,
    More to be done than can ever be done.
    
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15. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 29, 2013 9:46am UTC
    Whats the first thing you notice about someone?
    I notice eyelashes so people think Im staring deep into their eyes when really Im just obsessed with eyelashes.
    
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16. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 29, 2013 9:43am UTC
    Sometimes
    When I get bored
    I look at peoples ears....
    and I laugh.
    
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17. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 24, 2013 11:30am UTC
    At least if youre ugly you know who youre real friends are
    
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18. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 24, 2013 11:24am UTC
    I don't post alot of Quotes,
    I just go around faving and commenting.
    But in real life I don't shut up and always have something to say that I want to share with everyone.
    You guys open up on the internet and I all of a sudden become shy and it makes me laugh.
    
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19. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 18, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    YAYYY BIRTHDAY CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
    
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20. sparkleyunicorns7
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    September 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Most of the time I dont even wear a bra I just walk around in a
    bakini top and let the world judge me.
    
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