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sparkleyunicorns7

1. sparkleyunicorns7
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT I COULD SPEND ALL DAY TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND AND LISTING ALL THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIM.
   
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2. sparkleyunicorns7
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   May 5, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   People: keep calm and carry on :D
   Me: freaks the f/ck out
   Me: jumps on people
   Me: bends into some unhuman position
   Me: screams like goat
   Me: does the sloth
   Me: ok im good now.
   
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3. sparkleyunicorns7
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   May 5, 2013 10:09pm UTC
   THE REAL WORKOUT STARTS
   AS SOON AS YOU FEEL LIKE STOPING.
   
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4. sparkleyunicorns7
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   April 15, 2013 11:41am UTC
   Me: **Sees adorable baby**
   Me: I want oneeee
   Me: Well not now of corse
   Me: Jk yes now
   Me: But thats nto socialy acceptable...
   
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5. sparkleyunicorns7
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   April 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC
   They say God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, but I don't remember enlisting in his army.
   
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6. sparkleyunicorns7
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   April 13, 2013 5:59pm UTC
   Am I the only one whose super self-concious about their sneezes?
   
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7. sparkleyunicorns7
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   April 13, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   Today is my first Wittiversary!!!
   April 13, 2012
   
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8. sparkleyunicorns7
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   Just Keep your religious opinionsto yourself, people will beleive what they want, and its not your place to change that. If they want to change, they will.
   
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9. sparkleyunicorns7
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   April 10, 2013 12:34am UTC
   Me: Can i borrow a pen?
   Person: **Handsmea pen**
   Me: Thanks I'll try not to bite this
   Person: -_-
   
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10. sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Right Click
    Pase
    Lets see thelast thing you copied
    :)
    
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11. sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    R.I.P
    $5 Foot-Longs
    
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12. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 28, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Me: *Feeble attempts at homework*
    Me: F/ck it I'll just be a stripper I'm going to bed.
    
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13. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 21, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Before you complain about money problems, just know that I can see my breath in my house. Always.
    
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14. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 20, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    My best friend just told me he likes me.
    I love him to death, but could never ruin what we have with a relationship.
    But he's suffered so much heartbreak,
    How in the world do I tell him i can't be his girlfriend without breaking him too?
    I can't live without him, he's always the one I turn to, and he turns right back to me when things get tough.
    I can't let that go.
    
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15. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 17, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    I'm considering shaving my head to raise money for cancer research, should I?
    
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16. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 17, 2013 1:08am UTC
    I'm too blunt to flirt.
    
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17. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 17, 2013 12:02am UTC
    When he had me, he treated me like trash.
    But I gave him my everything and loved him endlessly.
    Finally I got sick of it, and broke up with him.
    He was broken.
    He tried and tried to get back together with me, and I refused each time.
    Everybody tells me he's trouble, and to stay away.
    My brother and Mom hate him.
    He's everything I've been told to avoid.
    But every time he talks to me he makes me feel so loved, and so important.
    Like Im the only girl he has ever and will ever love.
    And despite everything thats happened,
    I Still Love Him Back.
    
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18. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 16, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    Instagram: Would you rather date your celebrity crush or a male gymnast?
    Me: B/ch please my celebrity crush is a male gymnast.
    
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19. sparkleyunicorns7
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    March 14, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    If you've been called 'ugly'
    Put this as your quote and whoever
    ♥'s it thinks you're beautiful
    
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20. sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 11:28pm UTC
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