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  1. annaleekwitakowski annaleekwitakowski
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Me: *Breathes*
    Mom: DONT YOU BACK SASS ME.

  2. TheVagabond TheVagabond
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Me: *falls off of a cliff, loses a leg, breaks neck, cracks spine*
    Mom: Go lay down

  3. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    " I freaked out when I found out my son was talking to a girl. But then he told me it was just Christine so it was okay"
    Um thanks Mrs. Hansen....
    This was her responce to my mom when my mom said that I was in her sons class.

  4. Music_Is_Freedom Music_Is_Freedom
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Mom: Let's put some facial mud on your face
    Me: Why not just let me roll my face around on the front lawn

  5. Rapha Rapha
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:43am UTC
    FTT#3
    *Me playing a video game*
    Mom: Raph, go help your bro.sis (my twin brother and sister) with their studies
    Me: just a second mom, I'm about to finish this level
    *mom unplugs the electricity cable*
    Me: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

  6. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    So this one bully actually
    asked a nerd for his lunch
    money and the nerd replied with
    "Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
    my quote yo but nmf
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  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Mouse: *runs through the kitchen*
    Mom: Oh my gosh it's a mouse! *jumps on chair*
    Brother: *screams like a girl and then jumps on a chair* GET IT OUT OF HERE!
    Me: *stares at mouse before continues eating*

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Blink-182
    Offending moms since 1992.

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    my mom treat me like i'm the only fat person on the world, its like, mom i don't fuc.king care, just get over it.

  10. Tiny4 Tiny4
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative

  11. SuperSpazzy SuperSpazzy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    When I get really annoyed with my mom, this is what I do.
    Supposedly, I don't communicate enough. So, I tell my mom that I have an account on this website called Witty Profiles. Then, I proceed to tell her that my quotes reflect my most inner emotions and thoughts. The last step is to find all of the weirdest quotes I can, read them to her and leave her utterly confused.
    I know, I am an evil person.

  12. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:45am UTC
    I honestly don't try to be mean to my mother.
    I just get frustrated because she always has to be in my business and
    ask questions and know everything about my life.
    I know that she just cares about me, but sometimes, I need my space.

  13. carry_on carry_on
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Me: Mom, can I have five dollars?
    Mom: No. Money doesn't grow on trees.
    Me: What's money made of?
    Mom: Paper.
    Me: Where does paper come from?
    Mom: Trees.
    Me: So money does grow on trees.
    Mom: ...
    Mom: you still can't have five dollars.

  14. HalleBerryHallelujah HalleBerryHallelujah
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    i wasn't aware
    That answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

  15. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    friends mom: who are talking to?
    me: no one im looking at a gif of Kristen Bell laughing
    her: your an odd one

  16. thfcbrandyn thfcbrandyn
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:43am UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND
    LOVE
    TEEN MUMS

  17. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?
    Me: MY CRACK DEALER

  18. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

  19. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    this one time in 6th grade
    these three girls would bully me and call me a fallggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was "worried about my friends dying of cancer" and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of school by their moms.

  20. LanaBanana16 LanaBanana16
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:49am UTC
    Mom: Lan, get offa the computer!!
    Me: But moOOOOoooom!
    Mom: No buts! Go. To. Bed!
    Me: But the internet needs me! If I leave now I'm betraying it's trust and it may take years to gain it back.
    Mom: Well then. The internet should go see a therapist for its deep emotional and psychological problems and you should GO TO BED. Now, young lady.
    Me: Yes, mom.
    Me: *after she leaves* I'm so sorry, honey, I'll make this up to you later. Mom just doesn't understand.
    Mom: I better not be hearing talking! Butt. Bed. Now.
    Me: Ugh... yes, mother. Yeesh.

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