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July 11, 2014 2:11pm UTC

ME IN SCHOOL
ME:*SITS ON THE STAIRS BY MYSELF (I KNOW, IM A LONER)*
ME:*SEES A GROUP OF BOYS GO PAST*
ME:HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
*ONE OF THE BOYS LOOK AT ME*
ME:*OH NO! OH NO! OH SHITAKE SUSHIS! OH SUGAR! OH FUDGE!*
ME:*TAKE A DEEP BREATH*
ME: WHAT THE HELL U LOOKIN AT?!
BOY:NOTHING (PAUSE) JUST YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE
ME:*SPEECHLESS"
BUT HE UGLY
≈not really funny but i thought i'd share≈

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July 11, 2014 1:51pm UTC

MY COOKING IS SO AWESOME
EVEN MY SMOKE ALARM CHEERS ME ON

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July 11, 2014 1:37pm UTC

people who open the door for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude

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July 11, 2014 1:21pm UTC

two peanuts walked into a bar
one was a salted

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August 15, 2013 7:33am UTC

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN
AND THE YOUNGEST YOU WILL EVER BE AGAIN

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August 15, 2013 7:20am UTC

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

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August 14, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

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August 12, 2013 11:12am UTC

I believe that we are who we choose to be. Nobody’s going to come and save you, you’ve got to save yourself. Nobody’s going to give you anything. You’ve got to go out and fight for it. Nobody knows what you want except for you. And nobody will be as sorry as you if you don’t get it. So don’t give up on your dreams.

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August 12, 2013 11:08am UTC

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

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August 12, 2013 11:05am UTC

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ― Michel de Montaigne

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August 12, 2013 10:50am UTC

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fu.cking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, hit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window "pain"

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July 31, 2013 8:29am UTC

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fu.cking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, hit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window "pain"

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July 31, 2013 8:26am UTC

cant dance?
spell your name in the air with your b.u.tt
boom!
next problem

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July 31, 2013 8:04am UTC

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe
When you're with 'em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em
Now you're getting fu.cking sick of looking at 'em
You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them
You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, hit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em
So lost in the moments when you're in them
It's the rage that took over it controls you both
So they say you're best to go your separate ways
Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over but you promised her
Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window "pain"

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July 27, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I just want you by my side.

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July 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC

I just want you by my side.

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July 26, 2013 1:22pm UTC

I'm covering my ears like a kid
When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
I'm turning off the volume when you speak
Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it I go
La la, la la la...
La la, la la la

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July 26, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Dreams are like angels
They keep bad at bay
Love is the light
Scaring darkness away
I’m so in love with you
Make love your goal
The power of love
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make love your goal

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July 26, 2013 11:56am UTC

"It hurts but I never show, this pain you'll never know, if only you could see, just how lonely and how cold, and frostbit I've become, my backs against the wall, when push comes to shove I just stand up and scream f*ck 'em all"

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July 26, 2013 10:33am UTC

I don't want to be in anyone else's arms, but yours.

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