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  1. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:05am UTC
    You don’t get another chance in life. Life is no Nintendo game

  2. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    people who open the door for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry that I never know what to say when we talk. Actually, there are so many things, I just don't know how.

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    I'm up for anything as long as it doesn't involve any effort, movement or social interaction.

  5. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:55am UTC
    mum: for god sake its 12:30 get out of your PJ's!
    me: no! it is officially WORLD PYJAMA DAY!
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    you know you're a white girl if
    you go to the store in your pyjamas and slippers

  7. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    My profile picture
    Me + messy hair + no makeup + pyjamas = that
    Ugly? I know
    The only reason I did it was
    because my friend dared me to put it up
    For at least a week
    -_-

  8. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:33am UTC
    So…. I’m in my pyjamas since Friday.
    Just doing nothing and watching anime….
    The thought of going to school tomorrow leaves me mentally broken.

  9. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I asked my mum how to cook
    she showed me how to cut a sandwich in half

  10. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    My friends roommate tried to make ramen without the water, and their dorm smells like burnt chinese food with a hint of cardboard.

  11. thetypewriterspause thetypewriterspause
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    That Typical Teenager:
    Never understanding why your mom won't make spaghetti tacos

  12. Adriana Smith * Adriana Smith *
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    Is it bad when you cant figure out if a pizza is done cooking?
    Im gonna be a horriable wife!!

  13. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 1:51pm UTC
    MY COOKING IS SO AWESOME
    EVEN MY SMOKE ALARM CHEERS ME ON

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    I've robbed banks before...
    and they're never getting their pens back.

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:44am UTC
    Screaming "NOOOOOOOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying.

  16. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:45am UTC
    Me: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
    Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too...

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:47am UTC
    GRADUATION SPEECH : "I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out"

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:59am UTC
    Jaden Smith: If my dad's name is Will and I'm his son then why isn't my name Wilson?!

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 11:33am UTC
    HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK?
    WE INVENTED THEM.
    WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US?!

  20. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 11:37am UTC

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