ME IN SCHOOL
ME:*SITS ON THE STAIRS BY MYSELF (I KNOW, IM A
LONER)*
ME:*SEES A GROUP OF BOYS GO PAST*
ME:HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
*ONE OF THE BOYS LOOK AT ME*
ME:*OH NO! OH NO! OH SHITAKE SUSHIS! OH SUGAR!
OH FUDGE!*
ME:*TAKE A DEEP BREATH*
ME: WHAT THE HELL U LOOKIN AT?!
BOY:NOTHING (PAUSE) JUST YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE
ME:*SPEECHLESS"
BUT HE UGLY
≈not really funny but i thought i'd
share≈
