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so, I may or may not have bought
condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
of water so I could chuck it out the
window when we went past "his"
house. and that is honestly as
bada.ss as I get.

(it landed on their porch. by their door.
and they weren't home. so when they
get home they'll see it. lol.)

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so, I may or may not have bought condoms just to squirt lotion

11 faves · 3 comments · Feb 17, 2015 1:25am

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*Yours Truly* · 9 years ago
Tbh I think everything about this is just fantastic. xD you thought it through. *slow clap*
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different · 9 years ago
thats rebel like behavior ol
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Dishonored* · 9 years ago
Ah, if anyone is curious why I specified a half-filled bottle:
trust me, this is not the first thing I've thrown out the window at their house. empty bottles are hard a/f to throw far as it is, but to throw an empty bottle out the window of a moving car? Doesn't go far at all. A bottle that is too full sucks to throw, too (that could just be my opinion tho.) Half-filled is the perfect air to liquid ratio required to throw a bottle with decent distance, especially from a car window.
Not that you should do it. But like c'mon like it's not like THAT bad, like murder and all of that. I like eating 24/7, I'd never last in prison, murder is off the table for me personally. plus fear factor makes me gag and dead bodies should be grosser than bugs, no?
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