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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    February 17, 2015 1:25am UTC
    so, I may or may not have bought
    condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
    tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
    of water so I could chuck it out the
    window when we went past "his"
    house. and that is honestly as
    bada.ss as I get.
    (it landed on their porch. by their door.
    and they weren't home. so when they
    get home they'll see it. lol.)

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