so, I may or may not have bought
condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
of water so I could chuck it out the
window when we went past "his"
house. and that is honestly as
bada.ss as I get.
(it landed on their porch. by their door.
and they weren't home. so when they
get home they'll see it. lol.)