Prank Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
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March 17, 2016 10:45pm UTC

Tyler Joseph
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Dishonored*
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February 17, 2015 1:25am UTC

so, I may or may not have bought
condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
of water so I could chuck it out the
window when we went past "his"
house. and that is honestly as
bada.ss as I get.
(it landed on their porch. by their door.
and they weren't home. so when they
get home they'll see it. lol.)

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Gpc11
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October 5, 2014 12:06pm UTC

Funny prank: leave a note on a car apologizing for the damage and watch them go crazy searching for it.

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MissyLizzie
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April 24, 2014 12:36pm UTC

Fun Prank:
Fill your friend's car up with ping pong balls. And then when he opens the door, slowly and carefully... burn down his house.

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
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April 12, 2014 1:57am UTC

It isn't April Fools' Day anymore, How I Met Your Mother creators It's time to release the real finale This joke isn't funny anymorepls guys

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*crybaby*
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March 28, 2014 1:50am UTC

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don't go breakin' my heart to the surgeon

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 2:22pm UTC

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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stupidhumor
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February 16, 2014 10:53am UTC

top ten things to prank someone at walmart
1.tie a noose aroud a maniquin
2.set all they alarms at ten minutes so they go off thru out the day
3.go to the bathroom stall start grunting dropp a grapfruit in the toilet the put peanut butter on toilet paper roll it to thestranger in the stall next door and ask for it back
4.go walk up to a new employee and in an official tone say wehave a code three in aisle 6and see what they do
5.get a hole bunch of your freinds andstand in a line for nothing and get exited see how many people join you
6.put m&ms on layaway
7.go to customer servicesand ask for a chees burger some fries and a large diet coke then go to mcdonalds and trie to return a toaster
8.set up a tent in the the pet aisle
9.grab a been bag chair put it in front of the tvs and then tune them all in to he yong&restless(more affective if you have some popcorn and a two liter
10.steal a worker shirt theres endless posibilities for that one

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mandy*
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February 13, 2014 7:25pm UTC

Fun prank: Wake up during open heart surgery and start singing 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' to the surgeons

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LoveYourLifeee
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December 17, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Yesterday, My Sister
Locked Me Outside.
I Stood There Ringing The Door
Bell And Waiting For Her
To Open The Door.
She Just Stood There
Laughing At Me Hysterically
Whilst I Freeze My Butt Off.
She Thinks That Was Funny?
Well, She Doesn't Know What's Coming For Her.
Mwhahaha. c:

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Shelley♥*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Conversation Between Me And My Friend James Online
Me: Hi, James :)
James: Oh, Hi Shell ;3 How are you? XD
Me: Good, it's just..
James: What?
Me: Well, I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time and..
James: WHAT?D:
Me: Since we last talked, I think I.. fell in.. fell in l
James: MHM?!?!?!?!
Me: I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY HALLOWEEN SWEETS SO I ATE THEM ALL OOPS XD
James: ._. Oh.
Me: sorry cx I had to try it cx
James: Lol.
James: *WHACKS*
Me: OUCH!
James: I hate you,you know :D
Me: I HATE YOU TOO MTHERFUDGER

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 20, 2013 6:28am UTC

FUN PRANK:
REPLACE SUGAR IN RESTAURANTS WITH
COCAINE!
FORMAT BY GABIKK

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ms_me01
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October 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

So three of my friends weren't talking to me, at all.
Not answering my messages or anything.
And when they did, it was a freaking "k".
Since I'm pretty boring, I thought it was because
I never had a juicy story to tell.
So I sent those friends a message,
telling them that I had a juicy question to ask,
about something I heard about them.
They replied, sent me millions of messages.
The question: "What does the fox say?"
Five minutes after I replied, they sent me some hate messages.
But now they're not talking to me again.
Maybe they're mad at me, but they probably don't really like me, anyways.
As of now they're probably insulting me in their personal thread :P

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*_*
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September 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

fun prank
idea
;
Replace all songs on someone's ipod with the kidz bop version

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CookieMonster09*
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September 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC

fun prank: get all the money you saved and mail it to me
(also giving money that you saved up for uni will guarantee you 100 times more fun!)

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eternings
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September 10, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Next time you get an unknown caller, just say this:
"Jims' wh0re house; you've got the dough, we've got the hoe. How may I direct your call?"
and then just listen for their reaction.

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Onix*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Fun prank for boys:
step one: wear pokemon underwear
step two: s/xy time with gf
step three: take off your clothes
step four: scream "dickachu I choose you"
step five: have fun with gf reaction.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC

fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
(side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC

If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
it’s me and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
blood run out of their faces

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happiest*
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August 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC

fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.

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