Onix*

Status: Addicted to dreams

Member Since: 2 Jun 2013 04:22am

Last Seen: 25 Feb 2016 02:13pm

Location: Behind your mirror

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Onix*
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May 10, 2015 3:29pm UTC

sooooo....... what's your favourite anime?
mine is fullmetal alchemist brotherhood :3

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Onix*
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August 12, 2014 3:50pm UTC

If you are ever in pain just think the relief you will feel when it's all over.

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Onix*
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August 1, 2014 3:50pm UTC

So guys
what's your favourite disney movie?
mine is mulan

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Onix*
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August 1, 2014 3:48pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my parents didn't raise me to become a sarcastic but but here I am

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Onix*
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June 15, 2014 12:18pm UTC

Guys... this place is depressing. Ouch.

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Onix*
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April 23, 2014 3:17pm UTC

http://wittyprofiles.tumblr.com/post/79893420042/steve-will-you-post-a-selfie
This actually happened. You're Welcome.

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Onix*
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February 25, 2014 11:36am UTC

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Onix*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 5:45am UTC

Guy1: Santa I want a ferrari
Guy2: I want a ferrari too
Guy3: Santa I want a f.ck
Santa: So, you want a ferrari too
Guy3: But I said that I want a f.ck
Santa: Don't worry everyone's gonna get a f.ck for christmas

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Onix*
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December 16, 2013 8:38am UTC

Dear Steve,
I am still waiting for image/gif background for quotes, be released.

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Onix*
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December 16, 2013 8:33am UTC

That awkward moment
when an anime character has better boobs than you do.

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Onix*
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December 16, 2013 8:30am UTC

Life isn't a fairytale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight you'd better slow down on tequilla.

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Onix*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 8:16am UTC

Don't judge me for being quiet.
No one plans a murder out loud

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Onix*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:37am UTC

Normal teenagers : *partying* *boyfriends* *besties*
me: yolo pokemon xy is out

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Onix*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 2:27pm UTC

It's amazing how can a good book or a movie change your whole life

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Onix*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 10:46am UTC

Literally, today my dad saw a dream
He was on titanic with my mother and my aunt and when
the ship started sinking people were dying just like the movie
and then an other ship went by, but my dad didn't want to go
because he had left the car but my aunt forced him and they jumped
and they reached the ship's deck and then he saw his car rumpled
and his hat rumpled, and he started crying about the hat and then
the ship drove them at our house but it was too big for our road and it
pulled by a bit upper and the captain said "The road is too narrow I may
scratch that building would you mind leaving you here?" and my
dad replied "Lol, never mind"and he woke up.

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Onix*
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:09am UTC

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d27fc5a1e6f6829c59032e9fc0ab1725/tumblr_mw537eeWin1qdlh1io1_400.gif
Bad guys are like this.

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Onix*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 7:40am UTC

How to kill a cockroach
1) Find your target
2)Kill it with all your force,like you're killing a dinosaur
3)Wrap it with 12 kilos of paper
4)get rid of it
5)Be proud

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Onix*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Billy Ray Cyrus: *suicides with wrecking ball*

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Onix*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 10:52am UTC

Actually today my math teacher told to a student
that his mouth is like a cold a.ss,it never shuts

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Onix*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Halloween:
the day when teenage white girls freely dress like sl.uts
and you will propably be lying under the blanket watching hocus pocus

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