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Onix*

Status: Addicted to dreams

Member Since: 2 Jun 2013 04:22am

Last Seen: 25 Feb 2016 02:13pm

Location: Behind your mirror

Gender: F

user id: 361905

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  1. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 3:29pm UTC
    sooooo....... what's your favourite anime?
    mine is fullmetal alchemist brotherhood :3

  2. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    If you are ever in pain just think the relief you will feel when it's all over.

  3. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    So guys
    what's your favourite disney movie?
    mine is mulan

  4. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my parents didn't raise me to become a sarcastic but but here I am

  5. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 12:18pm UTC
    Guys... this place is depressing. Ouch.

  6. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    http://wittyprofiles.tumblr.com/post/79893420042/steve-will-you-post-a-selfie
    This actually happened. You're Welcome.

  7. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:36am UTC
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  8. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 5:45am UTC
    Guy1: Santa I want a ferrari
    Guy2: I want a ferrari too
    Guy3: Santa I want a f.ck
    Santa: So, you want a ferrari too
    Guy3: But I said that I want a f.ck
    Santa: Don't worry everyone's gonna get a f.ck for christmas

  9. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Dear Steve,
    I am still waiting for image/gif background for quotes, be released.

  10. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:33am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when an anime character has better boobs than you do.

  11. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:30am UTC
    Life isn't a fairytale.
    If you lose your shoe at midnight you'd better slow down on tequilla.

  12. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Don't judge me for being quiet.
    No one plans a murder out loud

  13. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Normal teenagers : *partying* *boyfriends* *besties*
    me: yolo pokemon xy is out

  14. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    It's amazing how can a good book or a movie change your whole life

  15. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Literally, today my dad saw a dream
    He was on titanic with my mother and my aunt and when
    the ship started sinking people were dying just like the movie
    and then an other ship went by, but my dad didn't want to go
    because he had left the car but my aunt forced him and they jumped
    and they reached the ship's deck and then he saw his car rumpled
    and his hat rumpled, and he started crying about the hat and then
    the ship drove them at our house but it was too big for our road and it
    pulled by a bit upper and the captain said "The road is too narrow I may
    scratch that building would you mind leaving you here?" and my
    dad replied "Lol, never mind"and he woke up.

  16. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:09am UTC
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/d27fc5a1e6f6829c59032e9fc0ab1725/tumblr_mw537eeWin1qdlh1io1_400.gif
    Bad guys are like this.

  17. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 7:40am UTC
    How to kill a cockroach
    1) Find your target
    2)Kill it with all your force,like you're killing a dinosaur
    3)Wrap it with 12 kilos of paper
    4)get rid of it
    5)Be proud

  18. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Billy Ray Cyrus: *suicides with wrecking ball*

  19. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 10:52am UTC
    Actually today my math teacher told to a student
    that his mouth is like a cold a.ss,it never shuts

  20. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Halloween:
    the day when teenage white girls freely dress like sl.uts
    and you will propably be lying under the blanket watching hocus pocus

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