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Shelley♥*

1. Shelley♥*
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   December 23, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   its the eve of christmas eve
   
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2. Shelley♥*
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   December 9, 2013 1:11pm UTC
   whats with the rhyming mcdonalds adds
   
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3. Shelley♥*
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   December 9, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   brother: hey lets watch paranormal activity
   me: sure
   2 weeks later
   me: wtf was that
   
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4. Shelley♥*
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   November 10, 2013 11:22am UTC
   I really dont understand how anyone would go to the effort of clicking the unfollow button i mean the most excersise i do all day is walk to the fridge and back never mind bringing myself to unfollow someone
   
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5. Shelley♥*
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   November 9, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   Me: *Practices piano for exam, then leaves after 30 mins to go on Witty*
   Brother: *Goes to piano and starts playing it*
   Me: WHAT THE F/CK I WAS USING IT WHAT THE F/CK ITS MINE ASGKASLDGKHAS';
   
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6. Shelley♥*
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   November 9, 2013 2:55pm UTC
   Me Trying To Brainstorm:
   Me: Ok. Um.. let's start with fish. What does fish make me think of?
   Me: Sandals. And sandals make me think of lamps.
   Me: So my story is going to be about a fish wearing sandals.
   Me: Who wants to be a lamp.
   Me: This is going nowhere.
   
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7. Shelley♥*
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   November 9, 2013 2:50pm UTC
   Hanging Your Crocs up
   after a long day of doing nothing
   
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8. Shelley♥*
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   She’s like the sand
   that gets between my toes
   
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9. Shelley♥*
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   November 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC
   that split second where you think that an add is a quote and you're just like "where is this going"
   
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10. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Imagine If John Green
    showed up at your house
    asking for directions
    
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11. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    when i die, the last words im gonna say are "i hid the million dollars in the"
    
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12. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    I love everything you hate about yourself.
    
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13. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    Conversation Between Me And My Friend James Online
    Me: Hi, James :)
    James: Oh, Hi Shell ;3 How are you? XD
    Me: Good, it's just..
    James: What?
    Me: Well, I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time and..
    James: WHAT?D:
    Me: Since we last talked, I think I.. fell in.. fell in l
    James: MHM?!?!?!?!
    Me: I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY HALLOWEEN SWEETS SO I ATE THEM ALL OOPS XD
    James: ._. Oh.
    Me: sorry cx I had to try it cx
    James: Lol.
    James: *WHACKS*
    Me: OUCH!
    James: I hate you,you know :D
    Me: I HATE YOU TOO MTHERFUDGER
    
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14. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Cos I remember every sunset
    I remember every word you said
    we were never gonna' say goodbye
    
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15. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Ik this is weird, but from now on, I dare you, just for today, to fav every quote you see, (including this one) and give everyone a chance to get to the top quotes for once. Maybe, like you're dream, that's their dream. Try it?
    
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16. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    whoever put the s in fast food is a very smart person
    
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17. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace
    is to finish what I start. So far I've finished a bag of M&Ms and
    a full chocolate cake and I'm feeling better already
    
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18. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Friend: HEY LETS PLAY SPOT THE COMMON WHITE GIRL
    Me: SURE KAY LETS GO
    Friend: UMMM HER, THE ONE WITH THE STARBUCKS AND UGGS
    Me: YAH SHES THE ONE MHM
    Me: HOW ABOUT THAT ONE IN THE SWEATPANTS
    Friend: YAH I CAN SMELL ESSENCE OF BRITNEY SPEARS OFF HER FROM HERE
    Me: THAT ONE THERE WEARING UGGS SWEATPANTS AND DRINKING STARBUCKS ITS A 3 IN 1 PACKAGE 3 IN 1 I TELL YOU!!!
    Friend: MHM YOU TELL HER
    Me: I WILL TELL HER OH I WILL
    And that's how my friend and I spent our weekend.
    
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19. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Person: Everyone in this world is beauifu-
    Me: Except for that annoying fat b/tch in you school who won't stop
    staring at you as if your a giraffe when she's the one whos' a
    giraffe and you f/cking hate everybit of her the r/tarted motherf/cker.
    
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20. Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    when i was smaller, my parents mustve been like "can u take her back?"
    
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