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Shelley♥*

Status: I love you Chloe♥ (I'm the ugly one on the left).

Member Since: 22 Jun 2013 04:58pm

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2013 12:24pm

Birthday: October 16

Location: Bikini Bottom

Gender: F

user id: 363939

373 Quotes
1,199 Favorites
96 Following
58 Followers
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Sorry, I wont be on much...
I have other addictions now

  1. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    its the eve of christmas eve

  2. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    whats with the rhyming mcdonalds adds

  3. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    brother: hey lets watch paranormal activity
    me: sure
    2 weeks later
    me: wtf was that

  4. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 11:22am UTC
    I really dont understand how anyone would go to the effort of clicking the unfollow button i mean the most excersise i do all day is walk to the fridge and back never mind bringing myself to unfollow someone

  5. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Me: *Practices piano for exam, then leaves after 30 mins to go on Witty*
    Brother: *Goes to piano and starts playing it*
    Me: WHAT THE F/CK I WAS USING IT WHAT THE F/CK ITS MINE ASGKASLDGKHAS';

  6. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me Trying To Brainstorm:
    Me: Ok. Um.. let's start with fish. What does fish make me think of?
    Me: Sandals. And sandals make me think of lamps.
    Me: So my story is going to be about a fish wearing sandals.
    Me: Who wants to be a lamp.
    Me: This is going nowhere.

  7. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Hanging Your Crocs up
    after a long day of doing nothing

  8. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    She’s like the sand
    that gets between my toes

  9. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    that split second where you think that an add is a quote and you're just like "where is this going"

  10. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Imagine If John Green
    showed up at your house
    asking for directions

  11. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    when i die, the last words im gonna say are "i hid the million dollars in the"

  12. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    I love everything you hate about yourself.

  13. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    Conversation Between Me And My Friend James Online
    Me: Hi, James :)
    James: Oh, Hi Shell ;3 How are you? XD
    Me: Good, it's just..
    James: What?
    Me: Well, I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time and..
    James: WHAT?D:
    Me: Since we last talked, I think I.. fell in.. fell in l
    James: MHM?!?!?!?!
    Me: I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY HALLOWEEN SWEETS SO I ATE THEM ALL OOPS XD
    James: ._. Oh.
    Me: sorry cx I had to try it cx
    James: Lol.
    James: *WHACKS*
    Me: OUCH!
    James: I hate you,you know :D
    Me: I HATE YOU TOO MTHERFUDGER

  14. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Cos I remember every sunset
    I remember every word you said
    we were never gonna' say goodbye

  15. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Ik this is weird, but from now on, I dare you, just for today, to fav every quote you see, (including this one) and give everyone a chance to get to the top quotes for once. Maybe, like you're dream, that's their dream. Try it?

  16. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    whoever put the s in fast food is a very smart person

  17. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace
    is to finish what I start. So far I've finished a bag of M&Ms and
    a full chocolate cake and I'm feeling better already

  18. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Friend: HEY LETS PLAY SPOT THE COMMON WHITE GIRL
    Me: SURE KAY LETS GO
    Friend: UMMM HER, THE ONE WITH THE STARBUCKS AND UGGS
    Me: YAH SHES THE ONE MHM
    Me: HOW ABOUT THAT ONE IN THE SWEATPANTS
    Friend: YAH I CAN SMELL ESSENCE OF BRITNEY SPEARS OFF HER FROM HERE
    Me: THAT ONE THERE WEARING UGGS SWEATPANTS AND DRINKING STARBUCKS ITS A 3 IN 1 PACKAGE 3 IN 1 I TELL YOU!!!
    Friend: MHM YOU TELL HER
    Me: I WILL TELL HER OH I WILL
    And that's how my friend and I spent our weekend.

  19. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Person: Everyone in this world is beauifu-
    Me: Except for that annoying fat b/tch in you school who won't stop
    staring at you as if your a giraffe when she's the one whos' a
    giraffe and you f/cking hate everybit of her the r/tarted motherf/cker.

  20. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    when i was smaller, my parents mustve been like "can u take her back?"

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