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Friend: Boys love food, especially candy. 
Me: Good to know. 

*An Hour Later*
Me: *approaches boys with large bag*
Me: Hey boys...
Me: *breathes heavily*
Me: Want some can- GET IN THE BAG! 
Me: DON'T FIGHT IT!


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Friend: Boys love food, especially candy. Me: Good to know.

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funny · lol · boys · food · candy · hilarious · kidnapping · friendship

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