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AngelwithaSecret*

Status: Imma make you smile! I will do that with my nerd powers! 8D

Member Since: 29 Jun 2012 01:35pm

Last Seen: 10 Jan 2014 12:39pm

Birthday: July 21

Location: East Coast XP

Gender: F

user id: 313180

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Hi! My name is Jenni. I'm 15 and I love All Time Low. I'm addicted to anime, mangas, music and the internet, so no social life for me! My favorite music bands are All Time Low, Nickelback, Boys Like Girls, Simple Plan, The All-American Rejects, Mayday Parade, My Chemical Romance, Framing Hanley, and The Script. I'm always on the look-out for more good music so if you've got any suggestions for bands, I'm happy to look into it.
I'm a HUGE otaku (Anime Nerds know what this is) I read Manga and watch Anime, I'm a big fan of Fairy Tail and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.


 
 
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Also, My favorite couples are Natsu x Lucy and 
Edward x Winry ~(^.^)~

 
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Now that you know me, please feel free to fave my quotes and follow me!
Now please enjoy some awesome anime GIFs.

 
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  1. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:54pm EST
    I wanna throw away my heelsFlush down my l'orealBurn my brandsI wanna put on black framed glassesWear baggy jeans And put up my hair in a bunI wanna get rid of my beauty

  2. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 11:21am EST
    Long ago, at least sixty years from now, there was a man who visited Russia.
    He visited one of the towns, and saw a cemetery. Curious, he went towards it and looked at the gravestones.
    Of course, written on the gravestones were the numbers of years that the deceased had lived, but there was something odd about them. The gravestones said that the person lived 3 months. For each gravestone there was a different number. Either, 1 year, 2 years, even 3 weeks. The man was confused, if the dead were still just children, infants even, then who could have buried them? The man left the cemetery, still curious about the gravestones. When he left to the next town, he asked a local about his occurance at the cemetery. The local smiled and said "Those numbers don't represent the age of the person in his life before dying, but the number of happy moments that he'd experienced before leaving." This goes to say that you shouldn't just live your life with moments of breathing, but spending the rest of your life with moments that'll leave you breathless.

  3. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:50pm EDT
    Me: Dad, tell me a good joke.
    Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet.
    And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending the next two nights sleeping on the couch.
    mq

  4. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 10:22am EDT
    "Excuse me sir, can I ask you a question?"
    "I suppose you can't ask me an answer..."
    "What does this value represent? U or D?"
    "U?"
    "No."
    "Okay, D?"
    "No."
    "..."
    "It represents R."
    "So in all, gravity pulls all objects in one direct-............gravity pulls all objects in the same way which is downwards towards the center of the Earth."
    "TOMORROW I'M MAKING A QUIZ IN THESE THREE LESSONS SO STUDY WELL"
    *next day*
    "Did everyone study for the quiz?"
    *everyone in class nod*
    "Alright, take out a blank paper and write the question please...the first question is...SYKE! No quiz! Now pull out your journals so we can continue our lesson."
    "Do the homework because I'll be collecting them tomorrow and putting grades."
    *next day*
    "Alright everyone I'll see you on Thursday."
    "Sir? Don't you want to collect the homework?
    "What homework?"
    "Did everyone understand the explanation?"
    "Yes sir."
    "Are there any questions? Are any of you scréwed?"
    "No sir."
    "Great. You're all scrèwed."
    -My Physic's Teacher, ladies and gentleman.

  5. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:04pm EDT
    "There's no such thing as a painless lesson...they just don't exist.
    Sacrifices are necessary...you can't gain anything without losing something first.
    Although...if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it...
    you will find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.....yeah...
    a heart made fullmetal."
    -Edward Elric

  6. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:25am EDT
    Crush Problems #1
    When you look at them you get butterflies in your stomach
    and your mind goes blank.
    fav if you want me to continue.
    mq

  7. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 11:14am EDT
    So today, I was at a small cafe with my eldest bro and his friends,
    and my brother was basically staring at this cute blonde with blue highlights.
    She noticed it, so after a while she went up to our table, smiled at him, and said:
    "Boy can I tell you a wonderful thing?
    I can't help but notice, you're staring at me.
    I know I shouldn't say this, but i really believe,
    I can tell by your eyes that you're in love with me."
    And my brother was confused 'cause her didn't understand the reference,
    but he blushed anyway while his friends snickered.
    He shook his head, saying that he liked her highlights.
    She smiled at him, clearly understanding his confusion,
    then left to pay her check and exited the cafe.
    And I just stared at my brother in disbelief, and said
    "You have just done a terrible thing"
    he didn't get that, either
    mq

  8. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 12:21pm EDT
    I may like to be alone...
    but that doesn't mean I don't feel lonely
    (highlight)
    mq

  9. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 10:38am EDT
    Me: *on Google Images Search*
    Mom: *peeks over me* *pulls a confused face* What is that?!
    Me: *looks at her* Those are kunais. (Google Image it)
    Mom: *still confused* What?! What do they do?! Are you gonna wear them around your neck?!
    Me: Ummm, just because they have holes doesn't mean that I could thread a rope through it and wear it as an accessory...
    Mom: Then why are you looking at them?!
    Me: I have a very good and valid point.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: I'm being secretly trained to become a lethal ninja.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Me: They're cool-looking.
    Mom:
    Mom: *sighs and shakes head*
    Mom: *gives me the 'My teenage daughter is crazy' look*
    mq

  10. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 8:25am EDT
    The door knob of my brother's bedroom door is missing,
    And he's freaking out.
    It seems that he can't handle the situation
    mq

  11. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:02am EDT
    So I've got this high fever...
    It's accompanied with headaches, stomach aches, and sore muscle aches.
    Oh, and did I mention that I'm on my period too?
    Anyways, my mom picked me up from school at lunch time, and took me home.
    I've been laying on my bed for two hours, and I've slept for 45 minutes.
    The aches didn't stop, even when mom gave me medicine.
    I didn't even taste the homemade pizza she made.
    It was truly horrible and painful, the headaches were unbearable.
    Even though it was hard, I managed to get the laptop onto my lap.
    I sat up, and stayed a full 30 minutes just watching Attack on Titan, Fairy Tail, and Beezlebub.
    Wanna know something?
    The headaches stopped.
    Seriously, I felt no pumping and pounding pain coming from my cranium.
    I even felt a little better, and I could move my limbs more.
    But when I switched to another tab, the headaches started up again.
    I tried this multiple times, switching back and forth from DevianArt, Witty, and Fanfiction, then back to the Anime show I was watching.
    The headaches kept coming, until I stopped onto the Anime.
    I don't know how this is possible, but this is full mental proof that
    Watching Anime can temporarily cure bad aches and pains.

  12. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:53pm EDT
    (okay here it is)
    STEP 1: Get word of Witty.
    Talk about it on tumblr, or spread the word on Twitter.
    Choose any website, whether it's Facebook, Myspace, Fanfiction, DeviantArt, Youtube, Whatever.
    Just Make sure that people will Know WHAT IS WittyProfiles.
    STEP 2: Start posting positive quotes. Whether it's an inspirational saying
    or a funny true story. Post stories up, get creative in a great way.
    Give the website a good name to the new users coming in.
    FINAL STEP: Support Witty. We all know how to do that.
    We can do this, We can really SAVE witty and make it a fun site to be at.
    I'm not ready to lose Witty yet.
    Neither are you
    But I'm doing this because
    I'd rather be on witty and saving it than being on it and watch it crumble.
    And there's only one thing left to ask....
    Do You Wanna Save Witty With Me Or Not?
    I'm not doing this for faves and/or comments. Nor popularity. I will take full responsibility on this project
    If you have any questions or suggestion please comment. I will even take hate. Just let this quote get seen.

  13. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:49pm EDT
    STOP RIGHT THERE.
    Stop scrolling and listen.
    You've heard this before, and I know you're aware of it, but
    Witty is DYING.
    HEY HEY HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS
    hear me out....
    We've all noticed the drastic drop of number in wittians since 2011,
    and we all are shrugging it off as if it's nothing
    But it isn't,
    this is something REALLY SERIOUS,
    and it can effect all of Witty.
    From the start of 2012, the population of Witty Users
    has been gradually decreasing due to what?
    LACK OF CREATIVITY
    that's not the only reason.
    There's the NEGATIVE talk.
    Y'know, the bullying, the hate, the "I'm done"s and the "I've gone back to cu.tting" stuff.
    seriously guys?
    Also
    Why are we posting tumblr quotes?
    WITTY PROFILES IS NOT SOME SAD CHEAP COPY OF TUMBLR
    For the love of cats, GET CREATIVE.
    YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGINATION. WE ALL DO. USE IT.
    But if we keep losing wittians, Steve will have no choice
    Do you really think Steve will still be supporting a failing website?
    NO.
    How would you feel if Witty was SHUT DOWN?
    No more posting quotes, faving, commenting,
    NOTHING.
    But no worries
    I have a plan
    A PROJECT actually.
    PROJECT RW
    which stands for "Restoring Witty"
    We can all help.
    We have 50+ wittians on here that still want witty to stay.
    And here's how we're gonna do it.
    (check my next quote to see how)

  14. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    Shortest Horror Story Ever:
    Computer: Unable to connect to internet.
    A world where CHOCOLATE never existed.
    mq

  15. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 12:30pm EDT
    I have this frustrating condition with my conscience. It's like I have to feel guilty about almost everything, even small things...Here's an example...
    Me: *throws a plastic wrapper onto the ground and walks away*
    Conscience: Well that wasn't very pleasant.
    Me: Oh god, not you again.
    Conscience: Why are you littering our planet? That isn't very nice....
    Me: It's just a measly lollipop wrapper, what harm can it do?
    Conscience: Don't you know how long it'll take to degrade and decompose into the Earth?
    Me: -______- It's not like the wrapper minds...
    Conscience: How do you think that wrapper feels now that it can't be recycled, hmm?
    Me: Grrrrrr Fine *walks back* *picks it up and throws it into the trash*
    mq

  16. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 12:44pm EDT
    *finishes a show/reads the final page of a comic/book*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *gets up from the laptop*
    Me: *curls up into a ball*
    Me: *tries not to cry*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *ends up sobbing hysterically*
    I NEVER WANTED IT TO END
    mq

  17. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 3:52pm EDT
    *when doing the dishes*
    Other Teenagers: *accidentally drops and breaks a plate*
    Their Mothers: OH DEAR ARE YOU ALRIGHT OH DEAR OH MY ARE YOU HURT SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR HERE LET ME CHECK YOU ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HURT HERE LEMME FINISH UP THE DISHES WHILE YOU GO RELAX.
    Me: *breaks a plate*
    Mom: You little piECE OF SH*T HOW CLUMSY CAN YOU GET GOD D*MMIT I TRUST YOU WITH ONE MEASLY CHORE AND YOU SOMEHOW F*CK IT UP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE SO STUPID AND A D*MN DISGRACE GAH YOU ARE SO GROUNDED NO INTERNET OR PHONE FOR 6 MONTHS NOW CLEAN THIS SH*T UP
    mq

  18. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 4:43am EDT
    Mother....
    I, as well as
    99.9% of the internet
    and teenagers
    would rather do nothing at all
    than do our homework/chores
    why can't you understand?
    mq

  19. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:06am EDT
    Me: *hovers mouse over 'Witty' word*
    Me: WHY ARE NEVERENDING PING PONG B.ALLS BEING THROWN AT ME?!
    mq

  20. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:00am EDT
    Step 1: Make A Quote.
    Step 2: Preview Your Quote.
    Step 3: In the preview, Check the profile picture you get.
    Step 4: "ASDFGHJKL STEVE I LOVE YOU" is what you're gonna say (probably)
    Don't ask, just do it.

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