Candy Quotes

gab*
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March 28, 2015 1:47pm UTC

Oh I'm often false explaining
but to her, it plays out all the same}
||| and although I'M left DEFEATED
{it gets held against MY NAME.

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Aggressive Butterfly *
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December 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

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breezy_mac
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November 27, 2014 5:47am UTC

“Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart... I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart."
- E.E Cummings

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breezy_mac
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November 27, 2014 5:40am UTC

the future was a thing that gleamed
the present was;
so very very good.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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November 13, 2014 4:12pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy
friends.
White m&m: ~engages
conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white
m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate
m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE
m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST
ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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ImmortalTurtle
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November 2, 2014 4:00pm UTC

"goddamnit i need to stop eating candy. all this candy is making me sick"
i say as i shove another reese's peanut butter cup in my mouth

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Nikki Sixx*
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October 30, 2014 12:02pm UTC

Can we take a moment of silence for the girls that will have their period on Halloween?...Like me!?

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GhostTown
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August 30, 2014 7:12pm UTC

I remember when I was younger and candy always magically appeared.
CookieDough Formats

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Crazy girl*
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June 9, 2014 1:26pm UTC

When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 21, 2014 5:34pm UTC

Jelly Beans either taste yummy and fruity or like a flavor of soap.

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KeepFighting
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April 20, 2014 12:36am UTC

happy easter
guys.♡
Format by twilightgirl995

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Like this quote if you love candy!!!

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MrsHughes
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March 23, 2014 2:34pm UTC

*Opens a bag of Sour Patch Kids*
*Friends Rush over and Take some*
*Looks Into the bag*
*Throws it away because it's empty*

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CharliesTheName
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February 15, 2014 9:36pm UTC

I wanna be really hot and sexy
but I really want that York Peppermint Patty

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Rose :)*
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January 26, 2014 12:26pm UTC

Whenever i have a lot of candy at school i feel like i should be driving a pedo-van or something

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Morgan*
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January 25, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Me: Not to impress you or anything, but when I was opening the box of candy, it said to open it on the other side and I didn't. Friend: At this rate, you will never date anybody.

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