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 Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said,
"Also,slept with your best friend." 
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274 faves · 31 comments · Aug 26, 2013 3:01pm

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~Music is my addiction~* · 9 years ago
thats just depressing -_-
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*sammi* · 1 decade ago
.....I cried....that was pretty funny :)
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jahan · 1 decade ago
but that's just mean... but kinda funny.. but more mean :(
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ScarletSouls · 1 decade ago
Couldn't stop laughing XD
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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
Buuuurn.
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† * · 1 decade ago
hahaha thats hilarious
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BrookieeCookiee · 1 decade ago
i love you
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isabelhope80 · 1 decade ago
well thats uplifting
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Gia2525 · 1 decade ago
I'm so confused...I think i'm being blonde right now
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
lol it's a joke
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Gia2525 · 1 decade ago
ohhh :P
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I hate those things where he is like
"Wait I do love you bby"
This made my day
I am laughing and my dad is like
"Bloody hell Victoria control your self"
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Leslie and Alli * · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha
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spence* · 1 decade ago
when I read this I thought he was going to say love words and other shiz! I JUST DIED OKAY?
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
i can't stop laughing at this
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hotpinkpolkadots · 1 decade ago
is this a joke or something? im so confuseddd hhahahahaah
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Dibesh · 1 decade ago
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
get out of my quote
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Pitaya* · 1 decade ago
nobodys going to add you so f.ck off witty if you're gonna spam
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
All these people are overreacting vvv

its a joke.
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🐝* · 1 decade ago
haha
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* . ~ serena ~ . * · 1 decade ago
That. is. so. sad. ;[
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永久* · 1 decade ago
I don't know how to react to this :/
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Omg, lol. This version was always like sad in the beginning and then at the end he was like ''Jk, I'll love you forever''. Seeing it like this cracked me up.
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The Sleeping Wallflower* · 1 decade ago
Horrible as in sad!!
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The Sleeping Wallflower* · 1 decade ago
omg this is horrible!!!
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