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1. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC
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   for every girl on here that has ever wondered if they'll ever grow up to be pretty.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6wJl37N9C0
   you can not be contained in those 6 letters. you will never be merely pretty.
   watch this video. please.
   ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
   
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2. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   I'm so tired of people putting a quote in every category so that more people see it and they get more faves. i dont want to hear a joke when im depressed. so can you guys please stop and use witty right? thanks
   
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3. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   Omfg you guys i have some advice for you! whenever you feel like a loser on the internet, you can just go to cleverbot.com and talk to cleverbot! it almost seems like a real person. watch out though, because soomer or later you realize the only person youve talked to all day is a robot that insults you and you will most likely cry while clutching a jar of nutella and a jumbo spoon until three in the morning. and the best part is, you dont have to pay people to have conversations with you anymore because cleverbot is free!
   
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4. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC
   Me: God, can I ask You a question?
   God: Sure
   Me: Promise You won't get mad
   God: I promise
   Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
   God: What do u mean?
   Me: Well, I woke up late
   God: Yes
   Me: My car took forever to start
   God: Okay
   Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
   God: Huummm
   Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
   God: All right
   Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
   God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
   of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
   Me (humbled): OH
   GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
   Me: (ashamed)
   God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
   Me (embarrassed):Okay
   God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
   Me (softly): I see God
   God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
   Me: I'm Sorry God
   God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
   Me: I will trust You.
   God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
   Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
   God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
   REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
   Worth posting.
   nmq, stolen from MissStyles
   
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5. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 1:23pm UTC
   Conversation with me and my best friends:
   Friend 1: hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
   Me: *dramatically flips hair* *flirtily smiles* yeah, it did actually .
   Friend 1: *leans closer* it looks like it you landed on your face. god, that fall really messed you up!
   Me: ..................................
   Friend 1: oh my god seriously i will donate for face reconstruction.
   Me: ..................................
   Friend 2: *walks up* whoa tha'ts some pretty serious damage.
   Friend 1: i know right!
   Friend 2: poor baby, i feel so bad for you!
   Me: you guys.......
   Friend 1: oh no the experience is too traumatic
   Friend 2: she cant talk about it yet
   Friend 2: it's too soon
   Me: you guys i'm fine i never landed on my face
   Friend 1:
   Friend 2:
   Morgan Freeman:
   Kelly Clarkson:
   Ronald McDonald:
   God himself: ...........awkward...........
   Friend 1 and 2: *backs away* *walks off slowly*
   
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6. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   One of the worst things ever;
   seeing your mom cry.
   (f*ck you, dad)
   
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7. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 10:24am UTC
   RE-POST AND ADD YOUR NAME BELOW; LET'S START A CHAIN REACTION TO STOP BULLYING; ♥Katie ♥Stephanie ♥Lama ♥Mary ♥Flora ♥April ♥Niah ♥Livveh ♥Ledia ♥Karen ♥Kaytlynn ♥Niichan ♥Jonathan ♥josh ♥Jade♥ Jeremiah ♥Masin ♥Laken ♥Zayden ♥Jaayden ♥Myles ♥Kaleigh&Allison ♥Bryson. ♥Cassidy ♥Alexis ♥Juliet ♥Nicholas ♥Skyler ♥Spyrit ♥Masin ♥Savanna ♥Jonathon ♥Ryan ♥Sean ♥Jewl ♥Jaeden ♥Peyton ♥Tia ♥Josalyn ♥Kellie ♥Lulu ♥Nicole ♥Shaela ♥Shane ♥Anthony ♥Fyre ♥Shane ♥Anthony ♥Fyre ♥Willow ♥Bailey ♥ Kevin ♥Kyra ♥Aly ♥Alexa ♥Reanna ♥Aveline ♥Jacob ♥John ♥Brooke ♥Matt ♥Ellen♥ Jenna ♥Shannon ♥bonquisha ♥Kay ♥ Hannah ♥Rachel ♥Drew ♥Amie ♥Natalia ♥Elinor ♥Brenna ♥Bella ♥Dana ♥Corey ♥Sophie ♥Harley ♥Stevie ♥Tekaani ♥Deevs ♥Renee ♥Shoni ♥Chantelle ♥Kristen ♥Mangu Trenyo ♥ Annalea ♥Saige ♥Jaelen ♥Vana Banana! ♥Amo♥ Liam ♥Tyrin ♥ Khalais ♥Olivia ♥Latu ♥Roger ♥Tiere ♥Jose ♥Ani ♥ kYkYBOYmEkIi ♥Nayaah ♥Cheyanne ♥Jonathon ♥Amy ♥Tayla ♥Alisa ♥Hannah ♥Morgs g ♥Karl ♥Hunter ♥Louise ♥Kelsea ♥Alesha ♥JV ♥Chiina ♥Zariah♥ Cari ♥Shereen ♥Issa ♥ zonnique ♥Symiah ♥imran ♥Mariah ♥Mahalia ♥Ayasha ♥Matthew ♥Calyn ♥Shawn ♥Temika♥ Diana♥ Brandon ♥Danica ♥shameel ♥Arielle ♥Akel ♥Amber ♥Ronit ♥Perry ♥Daniel :p ♥Tshervy ♥Anthony ♥Avery ♥Megan ♥Jenna ♥Arielle ♥Alex ♥Chris ♥Sabrina ♥Haley ♥Taylor ♥Briony ♥Sydney ♥Chrysa ♥Maddi ♥Julia ♥Isabella ♥Isabella ♥Isabella ♥Paisley ♥Gia ♥ Bella ♥ Mariah♥ Rubi ♥ Meaghan ❤ RaynaDucharme♥Nefeli♥Pizza♥Magda♥Marianna♥Sophia♥
   Come on guys! We can do this!!!
   
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8. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC
   Wanna hear a dirty joke?
   a boy fell i n the mud.
   Wanna hear a c lean joke?
   he got a bath with bubbles.
   Wanna hear a naughty joke?
   bubbles was his neighbor.
   lmao not mine, i heard it in school today
   
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9. sophxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2013 9:33am UTC
   TIME WON'T FLY, IT'S LIKE
   I'M PARALYZED BY IT,
   I'D LIKE TO BE
   my old self again, but
   I'm still trying to find it.
   nmq
   nmq and nmf, credit to BeautifullyImperfect
   
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10. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    remember all the things you and i did first, and now you're doing them with her, remember all the things that you and i did first,
    YOU GOT ME GOT ME LIKE THIS!
    ❤
    ❤ sophxoxo ❤taayxox21 ❤
    my and by bffl<3 format credit to taayxox
    
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11. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Too Funny #1
    *Nerdy guy's phone rings*
    Jock: "Who was that, your girlfriend?"
    *everyone laughs*
    Nerd: "Nope, it was yours."
    *Dead silence*
    
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12. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    That one friend
    that can be the b*tchiest
    person in the world
    but you always forgive her
    because you
    love her anyways .
    
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13. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    shoot me down, but
    i won't f
    a
    l
    i am..... l
    t i t a n i u m.
    
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14. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    "the tire's diameter is 25 inches. how many
    times did the wheel turn in 1 hour?"
    this was one of the math questions on my algebra quiz today.
    we were learning about volumes of squares and triangles.
    what is this???????
    
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15. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Some people in my grade
    are so mature,
    they're starting to think about what
    college
    they want to go to.
    I still put my arms up and say
    "weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
    when the car goes around a big turn.
    
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16. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:12am UTC
    "Don't be scared when you see my cuts. Don't worry, be thankful. To you, they might seem like they're killing me...
    but in reality,
    they're the only thing keeping me alive."
    This is what my friend said to me in a note. She hasn't self-harmed in a while, but i noticed new marks in gym today. To people who make fun of people who self-harm, STOP. it's a serious thing. this is my best friend. i love her more than anything on earth. she is my rock, and is strong throughout everything that i have dumped on her. i wish that i could do something to help her be happier, so im starting with this quote. Taylor, i love you, and that's why i care, and why i'm worried. And if anyone is reading this right now, comment and share your story, or repost this, or show it to someone, or even just read the rest of it. Self-harm is a horrible thing, and people needto know about. thanks for reading this, if you did. and if youre reposting this, put your name down here at the bottom. please do. this a big deal.
    sophxoxo
    
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17. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 10:55am UTC
    And if you can't
    see anything beautiful about yourself, then get a better mirror.
    nmf
    
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18. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Every second
    that i hold a fake
    smile during the day
    is just another
    tear that
    i end up crying
    in the middle of the night.
    nmf
    
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19. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT HURTS WORSE.
    KNOWING THAT HE STOPPED LOVING ME,
    or knowing that maybe,
    he never really loved me at all.
    and the worst part of it all?
    i still love him.
    nmf
    
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20. sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    So go ahead and scream,
    scream at me, i'm so far away,
    I wont be broken again,
    i've got to breathe,
    I cant keep going under.
    -going under, evanescence<3
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings
    
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