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* . ~ serena ~ . *

Status: .-.

Member Since: 2 Jun 2013 02:15am

Last Seen: 2 Oct 2014 05:36am

Location: cupboard under the stairs

Gender: F

user id: 361900

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hi im serena ;3; welp,i used to be active and all that shizzle but then .. BUT THEN *3* then i found out that if i tried i actually do have a life :''D i really do miss all yew guys .. i guess it was noyce eue i might become active again soon ;o; not sure :L ty all ~ bai c':



 
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    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    We'll, we'll, we'll...
    if it isn't autocorrect.

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    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Hey, autocorrect
    Quit tampering with my curse words,
    You mother forklift

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    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:36am UTC
    Friend: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
    Me: avada kedavra crucio

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    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:32am UTC
    *Driving in the car with family*
    When someone passes / overtakes us:
    Why are we driving so slow come on we're going to be late
    When we pass / overtake someone:
    Woah why are we driving so fast what's the rush we're early anyway

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    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:09am UTC
    "I wish I was skinny", I say, as I shove another two pizza slices down my throat.

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    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 3:13am UTC
    The Time-Turner.
    SITUATIONS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED:
    - Preventing the Potters murders;
    - Witnessing Pettigrew's Muggle slaughter;
    - Preventing escapes from Azkaban;
    - Killing the young Tom Riddle before he became Voldemort.
    SITUATIONS IN WHICH IT WAS USED:
    - Taking extra classes;
    - Saving Hagrid's Hippogriff.

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    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 3:09am UTC
    Harry Potter: I don't always die, but when I do, I don't.

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    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 3:03am UTC
    Life without you,
    Is like an unsharpened pencil.
    It has no point.

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    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    What if..
    Google got deleted one day and we couldn't Google what happened to Google

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    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    Me: *watching tv*
    Mum: *changes channel to news*
    Me:
    Mum: *goes back to whatever she was doing before*

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    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:36am UTC
    Me: I'm a wizard :3
    Friend: Then prove it.
    Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts, I don't want to go to Azkaban.

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    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 3:15am UTC
    I DIDN'T FALL,
    THE FLOOR LOOKED LIKE IT NEEDED A HUG.

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    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:35am UTC
    Steve, I like the new thingy when you hover over witty :'3

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    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:16am UTC
    I HAVE A HEADACHE.
    VOLDEMORT MUST BE CLOSE.

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    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Just admit it, will you..?
    You wanted Professor Umbridge to die more than Voldemort.

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    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:46am UTC
    I have such a busy life yet I'm a loner.

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    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    Day when I get a new notification:
    "OHMYGOSH YAY I'M LIKE SO POPULAR AND EVERONE LOVES ME YAY!"
    Day when I get no notifications:
    "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME IT'S NOT FAIR I'M SUCH A LONER WHERE'S MY LIFE."

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    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Malfoy: *flys up with Neville's "Rememer Ball"*
    Harry: I'm going to get it back for him.
    Hermione: No way, Harry. Besides, you don't even know how to fly.
    Harry: Yolo.

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    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Harry: *to Voldemort* WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS..?!

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    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 1:59am UTC
    My patronus is a Dementor. :]

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