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jahan

Status: taste the frickin' rainbow!

Member Since: 8 Jun 2012 06:52am

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2017 05:12am

Location: mars

Gender: F

user id: 306717

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IMAGINE DRAGONS . THE CAB . COLDPLAY . THE FRAY . SIA . RIHANNA 
GROUP LOVE . CAROLINA LIARS . EMINEM . TAYLOR SWIFT. OMAR LYNX
ZEDS DEAD . ABBA . OASIS . GABRIELLE APPLIN . ED SHEERAN . THE XXX
ANGEL . DEMI LOVATO . TROYE SIVAN . JESSIE J . MAROON 5 .  SIMPLE PLAN
THE SCRIPT . LINKIN PARK . THE LUMINEERS . GOO GOO DOLLS . AVRIL LAVIGNE
EDWARD SHARPE  AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS . REGINA SPEKTOR .  GLEE CAST .
CRHISTINA PERRI . 
IYAZ . TINIE TEMPAH . KARINE POLWART .  BEYONCE . ADELE .





 





why, fancy seeing you here! 
good day, reader! somehow you have stumbled onto my witty! 







check out my blog, suscribe and follow ;D

http://cornerotu.blogspot.co.uk/

Read my story? :D


http://thewritersabyss.blogspot.co.uk/




also, go follow my awesome friend staaystroong, she's amazing and i'm lucky to know her, 
got a problem with her, you got a problem with me, so follloooooow heeeerr ;D

Haaaaaaaacked!
YEES THAT'S RIGHT I'M HACKING YOU. I'M A REBEL LIKE THAT. OH YEAH.

I must admit 'Jay', even though I always laugh and mock at all the stupid little things you always say, I do love you deep (deep deep deep deep deep deep like seriously does someone have a shovel coz this b'tch is deeeeeep lol jk) down. In fact, not deep down, I love you steeply up (?). I don't have to tell you the amount of times you've helped me out, because you already know. I love you this much:
(     )
no this much:
(                 )
wait no this much:
(                                 )

Jk, brakets and a space bar aren't enough to show you my never endling love for you. It's a shame your an insociable potato and never leave your house. More people need to see your sexxy face. And soft hair (even though you cover it). And your perfect figure. And your honest eyes. (kay I'll just leave before I get too homosexual) (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals)  (some of my best friends are homosexual) (Jk, you know I have no friends) (I just think we should take this somewhere else) (Somewhere private ;)

follow her and she'll have sex with you
- Fatima (staaystroong
)
 
  1. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 1:20pm EDT
    happy twelvth birthday to my little brother
    love you sulaiman x

  2. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 5:26am EDT
    there were two twins in my year group, and one is in my class.
    We had an English reading lesson, which she hated, so her and her twin swapped,
    and they're not even completely identical, but when she went to collect her paper from the teacher,
    she was like half a meter away from her face and the whole class held thier breath.
    AND NO ONE NOTICED.

  3. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 12:07pm EDT
    that overwhelming sense of possessiveness you get when someone else claims to like your favourite band

  4. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:41am EDT
    And then satan said,
    'let there be raisins in salad'

  5. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:11pm EDT
    the only point in doing weird things when you're on your own is that you can post a qoute on witty later saying you did that

  6. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:12am EDT
    'you're too young to actually love'
    yeah so go tell a five year old he's too young to love his mum

  7. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 12:34pm EDT
    That panic attack you have when your t-shirt gets stuck on your head

  8. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:41am EDT
    who else got their GCSE grades today?
    how did you do?

  9. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:56am EDT
    LOOK BEHIND YOU!
    I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
    BEHIND YOU, WHAT WERE
    YOU EXPECTING JEEZ

  10. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 9:46am EDT
    hacked into KFC
    downloading all the chicken...
    .
    ██████████
    nmf

  11. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 8:47am EDT
    Do you ever think steve just stares at witty with his head in his hands and tears in his eyes, thinking;
    'I just wanted to make a website!'

  12. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:31pm EDT
    Oh, you don't like the way I look? You think my hair's too messy and I'm a talantless waste of space? how nice of you!

  13. jahan jahan
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    August 13, 2013 2:42pm EDT
    If someone compares their problems to your own, they might not be competing, they may just be trying to remind you that someone has it worse, and the fact that you don't have it as bad is something to be grateful for, we can be ungrateful and selfish without even realising it.

  14. jahan jahan
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    August 8, 2013 8:53pm EDT
    Girl on Instagram; I look hideous but meh oh well #beautiful

  15. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:57pm EDT
    wouldn't it be nice to just go to sleep one day and never wake up

  16. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:48am EDT
    ~ how to look stunningly beautiful ~
    ~ step 1 ~
    wash all that makeup off
    ~ step 2 ~
    Be you
    finished.

  17. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:29am EDT
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU
    I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU

  18. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:45am EDT
    I dont understand how other people have so much fun when the biggest excitement of my life is my laptop not getting too hot after hours of use

  19. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 12:26pm EDT
    going outside and almost instantly wishing you could go back in again

  20. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 11:46am EDT
    Now I love Ed Sheeran, but how come he can write about girls he loves and how they hurt him,
    but when Taylor Swift does it, it's annoying?
    let the girl write what she wants for gods sake

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