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Se./x meant a gender
B./itch meant a female dog
Di/.ck was a name
B.J was a nickname
Rubber was nothing but an eraser
As/.s was an animal
Screw was just a tool
Ba./lls meant a round toy
Nuts meant a dry fruit

theI met the internet 
 


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Se./x meant a gender B./itch meant a female dog Di/.ck was a

161 faves · 11 comments · Mar 27, 2013 7:12pm

*Elena;~ ♥*

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DoNotJudgeMe · 1 decade ago
And 69 was just a number.
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Mhm, then I went on the Internet.[; x
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
a nut is a dry fruit?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I guess I was referring to Trail mix instead of peanuts, hazel nuts, etc. I was thinking of trail mix as I typed that. LOL.
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
ohh i see now hahahaa!
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gigi58 · 1 decade ago
what IS rubber in a perverted way? if it means cond.om I've never used it in that way lol
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
A rubber is a nickname for a con/.dom. I've never used it in that way, either. Lolol.
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burstingbubbles · 1 decade ago
nuts were never dried fruit...
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I guess I was referring to Trail mix instead of peanuts. I was thinking of trail mix as I typed that. LOL.
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
thats what I thought too...i thought nuts were just nuts as in peanuts walnuts and stuff... but dried fruit? lol
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Not my format or my quote. (Sorry Steve, had to block out bad words)
They aren't bad words if you are using them in a positive, appropriate way, right?(;
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