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  1. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2024 10:24am UTC
    Do you Google search your internet friends?

  2. jorgegonzalez jorgegonzalez
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2018 7:58am UTC
    Para los que están interesados exclusivamente en equipar su hogar con una conexión a Internet, Yoigo cuenta con unas tarifas bautizadas como Las de Casa, con las que actualmente da la opción de disponer fibra óptica de 50 MB o 300 MB. Estas ofertas incluyen llamadas a fijos nacionales ilimitadas con las que completar su oferta, y contar de regalo con una línea móvil con 500 MB al mes gratis.
    Uno de los puntos fuertes de la compañía es la utilización de una red propia de tecnología 4G, que alcanza más del 85% del territorio nacional. Frente a la tecnología ADSL que ha ido perdiendo el pulso paulatinamente, la fibra óptica de Yoigo permite la transmisión de datos mediante pulsos de luz, con una conexión a Internet mucho más veloz.
    La conexión de 300 MB simétricos con la fibra óptica de Yoigo se ve beneficiada por el avance que ha experimentado esta tecnología en los últimos años. Las mejoras que se han desarrollado garantizan una velocidad estable y simétrica con calidad en el servicio. Al ampliar su red de fibra, Yoigo garantiza una conexión directa hasta el domicilio de sus clientes en las zonas donde alcanza la cobertura. Más información en http://www.yoigofibra.net

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 9:26am UTC
    Not a good listener??? When have I ever failed to receive your HTTP request and indicate your destination IP address and port???

  4. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2016 1:25am UTC
    We live in an age where we feel guilty whenever we have to cut someone off but the reality is that some relationship need to die, some people need to be unfollowed and unfriended. We arent ment to be this tethered to people in our past. The internet mandates that we dont burn bridges and keep everyone around like relics but those expectations are unrealistic and unhealthy. Simply put, we dont need to know what everyone else is up to. We are aloud to be choosy about who we surround ourselves with online and in real life, even if we might hurt people's feelings. -Ryan OConnell

  5. Wanderess* Wanderess*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2016 8:08pm UTC
    if i had a chance, i'd take it faster than a heart beat.
    if i caught a glance, i'd run to you like nobody was watching.
    but it's so hard to get to you
    'cause when you see the sun, i see the moon.
    Buckets of water, millions of clouds. miles of road just to get where you are, oh, i wish it wasn't so far.
    Thousands of dollars just to be near
    countless thoughts of you being here
    oh, i wish it wasn't so hard
    But maybe when day when can break the distance
    I know it's hard, for everyone to understand it
    but you're in my heart, even though it feels like we got stranded
    And i wish i could get to you, see you face to face without a screen cutting through

  6. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2016 9:36pm UTC
    Okay! I confess! Sometimes I turn off the wifi on my computer just so that I can make the dinosaur jump over the cacti...

  7. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2016 1:06am UTC
    There Are Many Useful Things In The Internet.But Its Like People Use The Negative Side Of Internet More Than The Positive Side. .__.

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2015 11:33pm UTC
    "The business market will now be driven neither by buyers nor suppliers, but by those employers who hire and not fire the right employees in a fiercely competitive environment of the internet- wired world."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. piercethemichael* piercethemichael*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2015 1:41am UTC
    who needs human contact when you have the heat radiating from your laptop?

  10. piercethemichael* piercethemichael*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2015 1:19am UTC
    me. every. single. day.
    12 am: i'm tired. *stops all conversation*
    1 am: *still on computer, but is just stalking people's profiles and watching youtube*
    2 am: i'm going to bed now. *closes computer and lays down*
    2:30 am: ugh, can't sleep. *takes out phone*
    3 am: *still listening to music on phone*
    3:30 am: *phone dies* screw this. *takes out computer again*
    4 am: *falls asleep, only to be woken up by my face slamming against the keyboard* oi wtf. *stares at computer*
    4:04 am: *shuts computer off. lays down*
    4:10 am: *falls asleep*
    5:30 am: *alarm goes off* fml.

  11. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2015 3:05am UTC
    the way you speak or the grammar and syntax that you adopt doesn't define your intellect.
    some days i may speak like a master of linguistics, with perfectly and beautifully arranged words
    othr dayz i wanna tlk or type liek i jus dun care yo.
    i'll use "you" and "u" or "are" and "r" in the same sentence, or i'll say "ye, its chill" or call you "fam," but it doesn't make me or anyone else less intelligent.
    just because i don't always use ridiculously unecessary words like "within" or "cannot" and i use "don't" instead of "do not," doesn't mean i'm some simpleton, incapable of comprehending basic english.
    we should definitely stop letting the way we type define our intelligence, because while having the knowledge and skill to speak with the proper grammar of our language is important, and knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" is something that everybody should be cognisant with, when we're online it's simply not as important.
    you are not better than anybody else just because you type "properly," so stop assuming that you are.

  12. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2015 6:24pm UTC
    get a job
    and stop stalking
    boys online

  13. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2015 6:20pm UTC
    ~★ But mom I have friends on the internet ★~

  14. The_Online_Report The_Online_Report
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 4:17pm UTC
    Instagram Graphic Content Account Not Being Deleted?
    Written By *The_Online_Report* -
    A Recently Made Graphic Content Account On Instagram Not Being Stopped?Yes,It Might Sound Hard To Believe Due To The Fact
    That So Many Of These Accounts Do End Up Being Deled But That Apparently Isn't Going To Happen.
    The User Doesn't Seem To Be Targetting Toward Anyone Specific,On His/Her Bio It States How Many Pictures They Have Been
    Direct Messaged But Sadly These Aren't Just Ordinary Pictures They Are Pictures/Videos Of His Victims Self Harming.Many
    Have Reported Him And Blocked Him But That Just Wont Do.
    Yesterday,Though He Did Get Deleted...You That's A Happy Ending? It's Not,This Is Because After That He Once Again Made A
    New Account.Along With This Account Some Fool Came Here With Him And Started Doing The Same Thing.
    LUCKILY,Yester day Night A Person Made An Acccount,I Have Decided To Call Him Self-Love,And He Told People To Send Him
    Their "Beautiful Wrist",As He Said, And Also Made A Hashtag Called #STOPMRHAPPY3.
    So What Do You Think Will Instagram Workers Finally Do Something Or Will People Like Self-Love Have To Stand Up?

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 11:06am UTC
    How can possibly fall in love with someone after a couple of days of talking especially if you don't know much about them! It's stupid and crazy, im sorry but it is cause when you decide to propose to them after like 3 days of talking and you aren't interested in knowing anything about them but you still happen to love them and want to marry them?! well no, no to em that is not love that is con, of someone trying to manipulate you into being in a relationship with them! That's the scary thing about talking to some people online who arent interested in getting to know you but just wanna take you for granted...sadly that happened to me but you know what I was clever enough to see past that idiot! beware of internet freaks!

  16. Destasuarusrex Destasuarusrex
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 11:15am UTC
    Hi , I'm Destinee
    And I like cats, mashed potatoes, mellow yellow,
    and long walks on the internet.

  17. Neblagiye Neblagiye
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 2:19am UTC
    This is wrong, this is insane.
    I have to stop, however I can't.
    But you stop instead of me,
    and my heart breaks.
    Now I have nothing to do but...
    Pause and wait until you loaded, f*cking addictive serie.

  18. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    some people really shouldn't have access to the internet.
    it's just an accident waiting to happen.

  19. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    I play keyboard in a band called ''The Internet''

  20. CarKeys5 CarKeys5
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    Follow me on Twitter- @rehmcarly
    Instagram- carlyrehm
    I always follow back!

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