DoNotJudgeMe

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I am in Middle School, I have three sisters, two parents, and one dog. I like reading, eating, sleeping, interneting, and asking stupid questions multiple times just to p*ss people off.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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August 7, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Hey guys...um well there's been yet another witty war and I'd just like to point out that LadiesMan left and said Witty was too mean and stuff....guys he only made two quotes and was basically bullied off the site....I'm not saying his comments were appropriate but you guys had no right to say any of that to him.....I'm so sick of seeing all this drama on here....this used to be an escape for people and now it's another hate site......so I'm leaving......I hate what Witty has turned into and it makes me sick to think I'm a part of this.....so bye..I'll miss (some of) you

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DoNotJudgeMe
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June 7, 2013 9:04pm UTC

That feeling that you just made someone you really liked hate you

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DoNotJudgeMe
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June 3, 2013 5:13pm UTC

My name is unknown
My age is thirteen
You wouldn't believe
all the shít that I've seen
I've dated around
since I was eleven
And one of my friends
is living in heaven
My arms tend to bleed
when I'm feeling alone
And for the last year
I didn't have a home
I lie and I cheat
I beg and I steal
And more likely than not
I've wound up the third wheel
I love all my friends
Without them I'd die
And you can trust me:
I'm willing to try
Are you ever offered weed?
I certainly am
I know how to get it
And if I want it, I can
You think that all middle schoolers
act all the same?
But I swear on my life
You play the same game
The one with the cheating, the lying
the theft
The one where you act like
it's YOU who knows best
You act like we're less
Like we're nothing to you
But can't you see?
We matter too.
My name is unknown
My age is thirteen
You wouldn't believe
all the shít that I've seen

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DoNotJudgeMe
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May 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Little Sayings #1
Better late than pregnant
Should I do more?

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DoNotJudgeMe
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May 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC

My friend lost her virginity.
She's thirteen.
Thirteen.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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April 17, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Ok, so my neighbor/classmate has been flirting with my friend, and she told me. So I started saying how he's probably going to ask her out, I mean come on, it makes sense, right? But for some reason he got really upset when he found out (my friend decided to tell him what I'd said which didn't really matter at the time) and started calling me a b//tch and a c//nt and stuff like that and it actually got really insulting. But guess what? He forgot that he not only told me, but showed me where he smokes weed and who he gets it from.
Guess who's laughing now?
I don't actually think I'm going to tell anyone though...

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DoNotJudgeMe
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April 10, 2013 3:33pm UTC

I didn't choose the witty life
The witty life chose me

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DoNotJudgeMe
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April 9, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Our Social studies teacher (Mr. Rochester) asks these current event things where we say what we think about these current happenings. Lately I've been wondering if he's reading our responses and so when he asked us what we thought about North Korea and what we would do if we were the president I said: "If I was in power of the US, I'd be Obama, which would be weird cause he's a guy. So if I were Obama, I would use my deep man voice to tell North Korea to stop making threats. I think that's a good plan." I got a 100.
100
Just think about it

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DoNotJudgeMe
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March 20, 2013 5:53pm UTC

So I know most people will just scroll past this but if you're reading then thanks.
About a year ago I broke up with my first boyfriend.
I never forgot
About six months ago he moved to God knows where.
I pretended not to care
Two days ago I saw him for the first time since.
I acted like I didn't recognize him
Today one of his old friends told me he talked to my old boyfriend and that he said he missed me
I said I didn't give a shÍt
Then I came home and reread all our notes and saw all of his things.
I lied

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DoNotJudgeMe
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March 18, 2013 5:59pm UTC

So, today people were complimenting me and asking me out and I was just sitting there like
"Is it be nice to the ugly day?"

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DoNotJudgeMe
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March 7, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to bed
Will you come too?

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 22, 2013 8:46am UTC

A first grade teacher gave 26 students half of a saying and told them to make the other half. Here's what they wrote:
_____First half__________________|__Kid's half___________
1. Don't change horses | until they stop running
2. Strike while the | bug is close
3. It's always darkest before | Daylight Saving Time
4. Never underestimate the power of | Termites
5. You can lead a horse to water but | how?
6. Don't bite the hand that | looks dirty
7. No news is | impossible
8. A miss is as good as a | Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new | math
10. If you lie down with dogs | you'll stink in the morning
11. Love all, trust | me
12. The pen is mightier than the | pigs
13. An idle mind is the | best way to relax
14. Where there's smoke there's | pollution
15. Happy the bride who | gets all the presents
16. A penny saved is | not much
17. Two's company, three's | the Musketeers
18. Don't put off tomorrow what | you put on to go to bed
19. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and | you have to blow your nose
20. There are none so blind as | Stevie Wonder
21. Children should be seen and not | spanked or grounded
22. If at first you don't succeed | get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you | see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind | get out of the way
25. A bird in the hand | is going to poop on you
26. Better late than | pregnant

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 18, 2013 11:46am UTC

My sister was using my phone and I've been expecting a call from America's Got Talent, since I auditioned and everything. She left it on vibrate and I missed a call and I think it was them. FML

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 18, 2013 11:29am UTC

I have always wanted to
become a GIF....
anyone else?

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 14, 2013 4:01pm UTC

I hate how awkard Valentine's Day is....I saw one of my friends going out with the guy I like and people were reading love notes really loud on the bus. Ugh.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 13, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Stop with the salmonella jokes.
They're making me sick.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 12, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I want to ki_ _ you.
(options may vary)

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 11, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 11, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I hate that our school's hallways are so small.
I've gotten to second base with two guys I don't know.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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February 6, 2013 8:26pm UTC

So, I was texting my friend's brother, and he asked for a picture. I said sure, and I sent it to him. This all took place about an hour ago. He has yet to reply.........:(

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