Pervert Quotes

16oclarke
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:22pm UTC

...I'm kind of a lady....but definitely more of a pervert.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:57am UTC

if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:16pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM NOT A PERVERT
Stranger: hey :) Y
ou: HEWWO
Stranger: cool lol
You: XD
You: im just a small town girl
Stranger: erm... how old are you?
You: 18000000
You: you?
You: XD
You: ♥
Stranger: so your a small town girl who is 18000000 years old?
You: yesh
Stranger: right lol :S
You: XD
You: wbu?
Stranger: so where are you from?
Stranger: planet?
You: A lonely world
You: im joking
You: I live in hell
You: On hell, in hell
Stranger: alright then
You: IM SATANS DAUGHTER
You: RUN BOY RUN
Stranger: right... Stranger: i'm gonna skip ya know
Stranger: now*

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Fun Fact#1
Apodyopsis, is the act of mentally undressing someone.
:o
Did you know that being a pervert had a cool word for it?

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✨Clueless✨*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I'm such a pervert
and I don't even care

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Here I got something for you perverts out there:
No wonder that they have the biggest buildings in asia.
Or actually the smallest in africa.
Africans don't need something that is actually big after all.
But if it's true what they say, asians do.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:32am UTC

Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation*
Me: That's me bby <3
Haven't heard from him since.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Se./x meant a gender
B./itch meant a female dog
Di/.ck was a name
B.J was a nickname
Rubber was nothing but an eraser
As/.s was an animal
Screw was just a tool
Ba./lls meant a round toy
Nuts meant a dry fruit
& then I met the internet

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Wow, my neighbours get terrible phone reception under their bed.

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