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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 4:21pm UTC
    The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.

  2. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2017 5:21am UTC
    Teacher:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sunflowers are yellow,
    Weird Guy:
    I like turtles!
    Me:
    Guess what i like Unicorns🦄

  3. echox echox
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2017 11:55am UTC
    At the end of the day;
    the clock will still be ticking;
    the tides will go back in;
    the world will still be spinning;
    the trees will still be standing tall;
    the leaves will still be waving;
    the fish will still be swimming;
    caterpillars will still be transforming;
    dogs will carry on barking;
    cats will keep meowing;
    zebras will still have their stripes;
    shops will be opening in the morning;
    the sun will still rise after it's nap;
    the world will carry on
    and most importantly,
    you're still breathing.
    Don't let things stop you from living, because one day something will.
    Everything is going to be okay.

  4. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2016 5:29pm UTC
    Be strong like a Ox
    But be grcefull like a Fox
    Be stubborn like a Cat
    But playfull as a Puppy
    Fit in like a Camelion
    But stand out like a Lion in a sheep heard
    Be with others like a Wolf
    But be lone like a Bear
    Be strong
    Be gentle
    Be stubborn
    Be playful
    Fit in
    Stand out
    Have lots of friends
    Have true friends
    BE YOU

  5. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:55am UTC
    *Puppy crawls on my lap*
    Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be masculine about this.)
    Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like new people too often so this is the first time she's actually crawled on someone.
    Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my fingers.)
    ~7 hours later and I'm home~
    Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!! IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!

  6. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2016 3:04pm UTC
    Just humans,
    doing human things...
    in animal cages...

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2016 8:53pm UTC
    .
    Who cares about butterflies. When I'm with you I want to feel a whole zoo.

  8. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 5:29pm UTC
    I am no more responsible for my hunter’s horniness and craftiness than you are for your seductress’s physical attractiveness and guile.
    Each of us is born into this world and into our bodies apparently without prior intention. Each of us temporarily embodies and manifests patterns evolved over billions of years (or created, depending whom you ask).
    We, the self-aware things that think we exist, are nothing more than the tiny, artificial “consciousness” portions of our larger physical beings. Consciousness or “self” is nothing more than a software subroutine of the brain-mind system, if you will. Our consciousnesses take a free ride on the deep physical realities of nature that we have the privilege of participating in but do not create.
    Instead of acting all prudish and allowing our artificial consciousnesses to place intellectual limits on our behaviors, we should let our animals be the animals that they are, watch what happens, and enjoy having a front-row seat to the juicy realities of nature.
    You should attract me and guide me. I should pursue you and take you.
    If either of us pays attention while we do that, please let that attention only be as an observer, not as a driver, not as a controller.
    No tiny consciousness could possibly create through its own design the level of complex dirt that nature creates on her own. It’s arrogance to think we can steer nature or surpass her artistry.
    We could try to apply the brakes in our own little individual lives, but of what use is that? When we attempt to do so, we only prevent nature from doing with us what she will do without us anyway.
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  9. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2015 6:03pm UTC
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  10. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2015 4:36pm UTC
    "People say 'What's the point on buying the whole cow when you can get milk for free?' WELL. Update. 80% of women are against marriage because 'What's the point on buying the whole pig...just to get a little sausage?'"
    -_- THIS. Is one of the little papers on one of my coworker's desks...I'm not sure how much I agree with it, but it was DANG FUNNY!

  11. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 9:06am UTC
    Someone is always by my side
    My cat
    She basically follows me everywhere
    She sleeps by my side at night
    She never leaves me
    When I leave, she gets sad
    and she is happy
    whenever I come home
    I would say
    I am her favorite human
    It is really adorable

  12. Anobrain* Anobrain*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    can hear someone making food downstairs, so i went to go see who it was, turns out it is my cat making food for his friends cause they are all playing poker
    idk if this is a dream or real life but im tired

  13. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 3:44pm UTC
    I understand why I get along better with pets than people

  14. JadeEva JadeEva
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2015 6:25pm UTC
    Here's to the ladies
    who would
    rather do barn
    chorse than
    housework!

  15. Wanderess* Wanderess*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 9:44pm UTC
    Holaa! Si ya sé, estoy hablando en español. Bueno, quería decir que, adopté a una gatita bebé, que antes tenía 2 meses cuando vino pero ahora ya está cumpliendo los 4. Bueno, si sos de Argentina-Buenos Aires, y te interesás en tener a una mascota, NO COMPRES, ADOPTA. Los animales no son mercadería para vender. Son seres vivos, no cosas. Y si no sos de Buenos aires, y tenés un amigo que quiere adoptar o comprar, POR FAVOR, pasale esto. Bueno, muchas gracias! Chau :)

  16. pale pale
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2015 3:32pm UTC
    DO ANIMALS
    HAVE LESS FEAR
    BECAUSE THEY
    LIVE WITHOUT
    WORDS

  17. Ethann_ Ethann_
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    Baby I'm preying on you tonight Hunt you down eat you alive Just like animals

  18. 3milyMerritt 3milyMerritt
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2014 7:22am UTC
    I'm afraid of heights, so if I were a bird, I would probably throw up on all the people below me..

  19. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    So today in class, we had to watch a video on where the meat for fast food comes from, how it gets there, etc. right before lunch and let me just say that after seeing the dead cows, chickens, etc hang upside down dead, get killed, & cut open..I AM BECOMING A VEGETARIAN!

  20. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    "Baby, I'm preying on you tonight
    Hunt you down, eat you alive
    Just like animals , animals, like animals
    Maybe you think that you can hide
    I can smell your scent for miles
    Just like animals, animals, like animals"

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