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Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
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Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red. So, I was sitting

471 faves · 58 comments · Feb 13, 2013 4:44pm

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
OH NO
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xoxalex · 1 decade ago
well if he is from witty you could actually become friends...... ever think of that. and if he's cute you could in love and get married and have this great big story over how you meet and it's from this one website and then BAM you can have children
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snowinseptember* · 1 decade ago
omg that would be awesome lol
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
sorry it was me
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
lol
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dont_forget_i_love_you · 1 decade ago
Ok don't panic. Maybe he say "Haleigh" but you only heard "Hale"
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I don't know him, though. I've never talked to him before in my life.
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dont_forget_i_love_you · 1 decade ago
maybe he has heard of you before? or maybe found you in a yearbook? or asked someone your name? orrrr overheard someone saying your name and was like, "oh hey thats what that girls name is" either way, thats still pretty creepy.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I'm a freshman so I don't think it's the yearbook, and I guess he might have known my name by someone saying it, but ohmygosh I'm so creeped out
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dont_forget_i_love_you · 1 decade ago
tomorrow, go up to him and mention Steve somehow, and if he says yes than he knows you from witty.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I don't know him though, so that'd be weird
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dont_forget_i_love_you · 1 decade ago
but it's ok because he started saying "hale" and he doesnt know you
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
Don't panic I've planned for this day, just follow these instructions.
- Find the nearest vehicle and drive to New York.
- Once you get to New York, go to the Empire State Building. On the top floor there will be a fellow wittian waiting for you, who has, money, food, a disguise, a fake passport and ID. You are now Carlos Alberto Del Castillo Cabeza De Vaca.
- Go to the airport and buy a one way ticket to Paris, France.
- Once you're there, go to the Louvre, behind the Mon a Lisa there should be a red button.
- Press that button and enter the secret passage that opens up. Take the tunnel on the right not the left, NEVER take the left. At the end of the tunnel there's a door, with a key pad.
- Type in 6874 and enter.
Welcome to the Wittian Protection Program.
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
This is honestly the best plan ever!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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Kamileon · 1 decade ago
That is awesome xD
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MissCourtney · 1 decade ago
you just made my day.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I'm laughing my a// off right now omfg
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
I hope that this was useful, and you used the plan
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_Mrs_Horan_ · 1 decade ago
This my friend, is GENIOUS !
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KT_143 · 1 decade ago
Thank you, I'm glad someone thinks so
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broadwayduhh · 1 decade ago
Oh no! We have been caught!!!
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Omg, activate self destruct! ACTIVATE! *Smoke rises leaving a -_- face behind* Or run away! Sprint! Run for your liiiiife! XD
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jahan · 1 decade ago
oh dear... god help you, hale, god help you.
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beebessey · 1 decade ago
You should have been like "that's pretty witty...." cause if he doesn't get on witty he'll be thinking you're calling him smart.
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aellyniq · 1 decade ago
hah! see that'd be clever!
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
You shoulda ran fo yo life, ain't grabbed no shoes o' nothin
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invisabledinosaurs · 1 decade ago
omg :O run child runnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kaaarolcia · 1 decade ago
I just cant believe that happened ! :o
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MegaDirectioner · 1 decade ago
run, child, run!
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
ask him "does your religion bow to the great stevosaurex?"
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MickeySmiles · 1 decade ago
Oh goodness, abort mission for suree!
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ThatWittyGuy · 1 decade ago
Dear sweet baby Jesus, run!
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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
you honestly should find out who he is and ask him if he knows a magical dinosaur named steve:)
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
That's a really good idea :3
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
lol
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
OH GOD
ABORT
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
I would have just put a paper bag over my head and gone to the bathroom.
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