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elephants_are_cool*

Status: merry christmas.

Member Since: 18 Jan 2013 05:07pm

Last Seen: 25 Dec 2013 01:27pm

Birthday: June 18

Location: under a tree

Gender: F

user id: 346850

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we're driving cadillacs in our dreams.

 
  1. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

  2. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
    are u kidding me

  3. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

  4. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
    -i sh//it you not
    -you feel me
    -no but get this
    -i’m just sayin
    -let me explain you a thing
    -and yeah

  5. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

  6. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    to be popular on the internet you basically just have to say the most awkward things which you would just not say out loud

  7. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    exit the womb they said
    life will be great they said

  8. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin your life*

  9. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    i hate when you're not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

  10. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

  11. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning"
    asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

  12. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Once I tried to understand a person
    it didn't go very well
    100% DO NOT RECOMMEND

  13. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I have actually just given up on trying to undertsand
    humans its just too confusing and pointless

  14. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    u think being a fangirl is easy
    u think its fun to see a photo of them and fall down and cry and throw yourself out the window
    u think i wanted this
    u think i asked for this
    u dont know me
    u dont know anything

  15. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    i want to travel the world but i also want to stay in my bed

  16. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
    You know what that means?
    You matter

  17. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    i wish i could say “?????????” in real life
    it would be very useful

  18. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    humpty dumpty had a terrible summer but he had a great fall
    hahhahhahahha
    pls don't judge me

  19. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    if anyone ever asks you to describe the internet
    just show them the fox video that pretty much explains our insanity

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    there are kids on tv shows who get paid thousands and i dont even have enough money to buy a happy meal from mcdonalds

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