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1. elephants_are_cool*
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   November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.
   
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2. elephants_are_cool*
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   November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
   are u kidding me
   
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3. elephants_are_cool*
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   November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC
   the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand
   
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4. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC
   things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
   -i sh//it you not
   -you feel me
   -no but get this
   -i’m just sayin
   -let me explain you a thing
   -and yeah
   
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5. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC
   I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care
   
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6. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 28, 2013 2:49pm UTC
   to be popular on the internet you basically just have to say the most awkward things which you would just not say out loud
   
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7. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC
   exit the womb they said
   life will be great they said
   
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8. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 28, 2013 2:42pm UTC
   *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin your life*
   
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9. elephants_are_cool*
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   October 20, 2013 3:24pm UTC
   i hate when you're not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
   
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10. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 20, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
    
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11. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning"
    asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
    
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12. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 17, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Once I tried to understand a person
    it didn't go very well
    100% DO NOT RECOMMEND
    
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13. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I have actually just given up on trying to undertsand
    humans its just too confusing and pointless
    
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14. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 15, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    u think being a fangirl is easy
    u think its fun to see a photo of them and fall down and cry and throw yourself out the window
    u think i wanted this
    u think i asked for this
    u dont know me
    u dont know anything
    
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15. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    i want to travel the world but i also want to stay in my bed
    
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16. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
    You know what that means?
    You matter
    
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17. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 7, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    i wish i could say “?????????” in real life
    it would be very useful
    
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18. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 7, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    humpty dumpty had a terrible summer but he had a great fall
    hahhahhahahha
    pls don't judge me
    
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19. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    if anyone ever asks you to describe the internet
    just show them the fox video that pretty much explains our insanity
    
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20. elephants_are_cool*
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    October 6, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    there are kids on tv shows who get paid thousands and i dont even have enough money to buy a happy meal from mcdonalds
    
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