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Status: Aaron Tveit is the most amazing human being ever to grace this planet.

Member Since: 14 Oct 2012 11:31am

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Birthday: May 13

Location: Hogwarts

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I'm a bisexual teenage girl obsessed with Harry Potter, Witty Profiles, and cats. I'm socially awkward and antisocial, but somehow I managed to make (very few) friends.

If anybody ever wants to talk about something, PLEASE know that you can talk to me, even though I'm just this random person on the internet.
  1. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:45pm UTC
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  2. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I didn't choose the thug life, my mom signed the permission slip because she thought it would be a good opportunity for me to make new friends

  3. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Plot twist: Somebody on Tumblr steals a quote from Witty.

  4. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Want to know what I hate? When people try to startle me on purpose. Just because they know I'm easily startled. And then when I whip around and scream and practically start crying, they laugh.
    And want to know what else I hate? When people try to forcibly hug me. I. Don't. Fuucking. Like. Hugs. Okay? And I'd appreciate it if people would stop making fun of me for not liking being touched.
    Want to know what I hate the most? When people don't understand that even tiny things like being touched can trigger an anxiety attack. Okay? Rant over. Sorry.

  5. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling immature just remember that one time my mom bought these really fluffy towels and I invited all my friends over and we spent literally ten hours just playing with fluffy towels and pretending to be superheroes and napping

  6. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?
    Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?
    It's like living on a cliffside not knowing when you'll dive.
    Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?

  7. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    It only hurts when I breathe
    It only hurts when I try
    It only hurts when I think
    It only hurts when I cry
    It only hurts when I work
    It only hurts when I play
    It only hurts when I move
    It only hurts when I say,
    It's just another day

  8. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.Harry. Hermione. Ron. Neville. Albus. Severus. Luna. Xenophilius. Dean. Seamus. Lavender. Parvarti. Padma. Cedric. Fleur. Charlie. Bill. Moony. Wormtail. Padfoot. Prongs. Lupin. Peter. Sirius. James. Lily. Molly. Arthur. Ginny. Muriel. McLaggen. Percy. Fred. George. Katie. Angelina. Cho. Michael. Flitwick. McGonagall. Sybill. Bane. Zacharias. Alicia. Ernie. Lee. Colin. Dennis. Susan. Hannah. Justin. Marietta. Anthony. Dobby. Hagrid. Cornelius. Draco. Crabbe. Goyle. Pansy. Gilderoy. Lucius. Tom. Voldemort. Bellatrix. Nymphadora. Mad-Eye. Kingsley. Dudley. Vernon. Petunia. Marge. Hugo. Rose.
    Love♥ntine

  9. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    OH MY GOD THE WITTY BANNER DOES LIGHT UP WITH CATS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THANK YOU STEVE

  10. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Person: Happy birthday!
    Me: You, too!
    Five minutes later: Well f**ck...

  11. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    NEW Tag your quote with categories
    ex: love, funny, inspirational, lyrics, boyfriend, food, family, famous
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    Oh Steve, you know us so well. :)

  12. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Please stop the world, I want to get off.

  13. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 11:46am UTC
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  14. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:24am UTC
    Why do I read so much?
    That's an interesting question.
    Maybe it's because reading about the sexual tension between Ron and Hermione distracts me from the whole issue of being in love with a girl who will never love me back.
    Maybe it's because the courage of Tris and Tobias makes me belive that maybe, some day, I could be as good as they are.
    Maybe it's because Grantaire makes me believe that even the most pessimistic, sullen people have hope somewhere inside them. And Enjolras reminds me that even the strongest people have some weakness.
    Maybe it's because Augustus Waters reminds me to be brave and intelligent, no matter what odds are against you.
    Or maybe it's just because the people in books are so much better than the people who actually exist.
    So the next time you tell me to stop reading and make some friends, please just shut up and actually think of the reasons why I might be reading. And maybe try reading yourself and learn some lessons from the people in those books.

  15. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Just follow t he day
    And reach for the sun

  16. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC
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  17. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:12pm UTC
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  18. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Omfg so many red equals signs :o So happy.

  19. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:56am UTC
    School!
    www.school.com
    Lose your motivation, happiness, inspiration and more!
    Adchoices

  20. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
    Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

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