MegaDirectioner

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Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 08:51am

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Location: You'll wind me chasing the Sun...

Gender: F

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY USERNAME OKAY I WAS BARELY 13 WHEN I MADE THIS ACCOUNT OK EW JUST MEGADIRECTIONER LIKE WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING EW.
but yeah i still adore 1D..

MegaDirectioner
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June 1, 2013 10:04am UTC

Any suggestions for a good horror movie?

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MegaDirectioner
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May 11, 2013 8:04am UTC

and i always get my heart broken
before i even talk to the guy

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MegaDirectioner
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February 16, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Before you die,
you see
.....the ring....

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MegaDirectioner
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February 16, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I walk... I fall... I stand up... I curse at alcohol... I fall again..

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February 15, 2013 7:33am UTC

The number of people I am following >

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MegaDirectioner
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February 15, 2013 7:31am UTC

HOW?

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MegaDirectioner
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February 13, 2013 5:39am UTC

He accepted my friend request
You are all invited to the wedding

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MegaDirectioner
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February 11, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Looking at my username and thinking:
SMH WHAT ON EARTH WAS I THINKING?

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MegaDirectioner
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February 11, 2013 5:34am UTC

So.. I'll be 14 in a month...
Still haven't kissed anyone...
Ever...
Wow

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MegaDirectioner
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November 28, 2012 6:06am UTC

*lunch break*
Him: *to me and my friend* Hey, guys, I can't have any more, do you want some?
My friend: No thanks.
Him: What about you?
Me: No, thank you.
Him: Come on! You have to gain a little weight!
Me: Hahhaahaa, no thanks, I'm already fat enough.
Him: Didn't your mum teach you that it's not nice to lie?
Me: What?
HIm: Just don't lie *smiles and walks away*

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MegaDirectioner
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November 4, 2012 7:18am UTC

The other day I was at the grave yard.
I saw a man siting next to a grave. He was alone, but not quite. I heard him talking. He was telling a funny story. At the end he said 'Goodbye, my love, I will see you soon' and walked away. Being the curious person I am, I walked up to him and asked "Is that your wife?" and he smiled in tears "She was the love of my life. I just wish she knew..." and walked away... This left me heart broken.
true story

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MegaDirectioner
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November 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Hey! This message is for Directioners! If you want to know the latest updates, go follow @1DMagicUpdates! Please and thank you xx

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MegaDirectioner
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October 23, 2012 8:03am UTC

I think I have an eating disorder.
I am sceared.
Please help!

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MegaDirectioner
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August 22, 2012 8:45am UTC

BYE!
Just wanted to let you know that I am leaving Witty for a while. I am not mad or anything, it's just thatschool is gonna start soon and I gotta study so I wont have time...
I know nobody cares, but just thought I'd say it... :)

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August 20, 2012 6:31am UTC

Me: *yesterday showering in 2:30 am*
Me: What if Zayn Malik is here?
Me: Maybe he is right there behind the shower sheets.
Me: But, it isn't so pleasent...
Me: I mean I have no clothes on...
Me: *sneezes*
Mystery person: Bless you!
Me: *shocked* Maybe that really is Zayn!
Me: OMG WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM??
Me: But, what if it isn't Zayn?! Maybe it's a murderer!
Me: I'm gonna die naked!
Mystery person: Hurry up!
Me: Maybe it's a demon!
Me: If I die now, I want somebody to tell 1D I love them.
Me: *grabs a towel and put pyjamas on*
Me: *opens the door shaking*
Mystery person that turns out to be my cousin: Finally!
Me: *gets in bed*
Me: What if I look out the window and see One Direction?
Me: Or a murderer?
Me: Or a ghost...
Me: Dumbie, ghosts don't even exist...
Me: And One Direction is on the other continent...
Something: *makes cracking noise*
Me: Oh no! I'm gonna die in my bed!
Me: I love you one direction!
Cousin: SHUT UP!
Me: Ok
Me: *stays up all night shaking like a chivava*
Me: This is gonna be a great witty quote...

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August 14, 2012 7:54am UTC

Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

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August 14, 2012 7:43am UTC

Me: *on the computer*
Parents: Why are you on the computer all day? Call your friends and hang out with them! You can't spend all your summer in this room, you need to live more...
Me: Ok! FIne! *calls friend*
Parents: Be home at 8!
Me: *hangsout with friend at the mall*
Me: *back home at 8:03*
Parents: OMG! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! *yells* YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
~NEXT DAY~
Me: *on the computer*
Parents: Why are you on the computer all day?
Me: -_-

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MegaDirectioner
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August 14, 2012 7:18am UTC

Basics
1. Name: Mrs. Stypayhoralikson
2. Age: 13
3. Height: 160cm
4. Date of Birth: I'm a pisces, that's all u need to know
5. Eye Color: Hazel
6. Religion: Why do u care?
7. Sexuality: Straight
Looks
8. Hair Color: Dark Blonde
9. Eye Color: Hazel. Didn't I just say that?
10. Weight: I don't know and I don't wanna know
11. Skin Tone: paleish
12. Piercings/Tattoos: Only ears...
13. Jewelry: earings?
14. Build: potato
Personality
15. Funny or Serious? Depends
16. Hard working or lazy? Laaaaaaazzzzyy
17. Flirty or reserved? Socialy awkward
18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Socialy awkward.
19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? depending
20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? artistic ♥
Have You Ever
21. Slapped someone in the face? Yeah
22. Lost touch with a good friend? Sadly ;(
23. Kissed someone for a dare?= Not lips
24. Drank alcohol? Ew. No.
25. Broke a bone?No. Bless the Lord cause I am really clumsy.
26. Got chickenpox? No... I think...
27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Well... No.
28. Stepped on a bug? Duh *makes the duh face*
29. Rode a horse? Yes
30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? i hope not
How Many
31. TVs are in your house? 2
32. People have you kissed? Do posters count?
33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 5
34. Best friends do you have? I don't know. They change every day. :/
35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 1 comp and 1 laptop
This or That?
36. Summer or Winter? Both
37. Strawberry or Banana? Strawberry
38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? 1D
39. Eminem or Kanye West? 1D
40. Vegetables or Fruits? Depends on the mood.
41. Books or Movies? Depends
42. Hugs or Kisses? idk i guess both
43. Rock or Pop? Pop
Name The Last Person That...
44. Hugged you? idk
45. Kissed you? idk
46. Thanked you? Mil (my bff)
47. Flirted with you? forever alone
48. Insulted you? my parents -.- (i got grounded)
49. Made you laugh? Mil
50. Made you cry? Parents
Lasts
51. Ate? i have no idea
52. Drank? ice tea
53. Texted to? a boring girl
54. Word Spoke? yes
55. Time cried?yesterday
56. Time laughed? today while watching 1D
Firsts
57. Best friend? Amber
58. Crush? Brian
59. Boyfriend? forever alone
60. Dog? Patty (R.I.P.)
61. Kiss? forever alone
Random
63. Do you own any brand shirts? yes
64. What languages do you know? English, Serbian, learning German and French
65. Do you like to sing? YEAH! But may cause ear demage
66. Are you competitive? Depends
67. What are you afraid of? A LOT of things
68. Who do you miss? My crush
69. Are you a virgin? Yes!
70. Do you like photography? sure :)

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MegaDirectioner
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August 13, 2012 7:10am UTC

Me: *watching the Olympics closing ceremony*
1D: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Me: NANANNAANANNANANANANNANANNANNANANNANANANNANANNANANANANNANANANNANANANANNANANANNNANANNASHaghgbhSABH!
Me: *Gets crazy and looks like a drunk person on drugs*
1D: *stops singing*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Olympics: *start playin ghte song again*
Me: *repeats the proces*
Olympics: *stops playing there song*
Me: *bursts in tears* NOOOOOOOOOO! Why is life so cruel?

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August 12, 2012 8:21am UTC

When My Parents #2
Find My: Tumblr
Parents: Aww What a cute picture of a cat!
Parents: Hey, that's that band she loves... 1D something...
Parents: There's the band again... Nice picture...
Parents: Ok, now this is the 20th picture of them, she can't be that obsessed!
Parents: OMG! That is just so inappropriate!
Parents: It appears that this Harry Styles person finds it funny that the battery on his phone is 69%...
Parents: OKAY! Tha's really inappropriate now!
Parents: Oh, good, a spongebob picture... Wait what is he saying? Whoah!
Parents: No, No, NO! Our daughters gone mad!
Parents: *grabs phone* Hello? Is this the mental hospital? It appears that the first therapy didn't work...
(if u don't get the last sentance look at my other quote: when parents find my witty ;) )

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