*lunch break* Him: *to me and my friend* Hey, guys, I can't have any more, do you want some? My friend: No thanks. Him: What about you? Me: No, thank you. Him: Come on! You have to gain a little weight! Me: Hahhaahaa, no thanks, I'm already fat enough. Him: Didn't your mum teach you that it's not nice to lie? Me: What? HIm: Just don't lie *smiles and walks away*
The other day I was at the grave yard. I saw a man siting next to a grave. He was alone, but not quite. I heard him talking. He was telling a funny story. At the end he said 'Goodbye, my love, I will see you soon' and walked away. Being the curious person I am, I walked up to him and asked "Is that your wife?" and he smiled in tears "She was the love of my life. I just wish she knew..." and walked away... This left me heart broken. true story
BYE! Just wanted to let you know that I am leaving Witty for a while. I am not mad or anything, it's just thatschool is gonna start soon and I gotta study so I wont have time... I know nobody cares, but just thought I'd say it... :)
Me: *yesterday showering in 2:30 am* Me: What if Zayn Malik is here? Me: Maybe he is right there behind the shower sheets. Me: But, it isn't so pleasent... Me: I mean I have no clothes on... Me: *sneezes* Mystery person: Bless you! Me: *shocked* Maybe that really is Zayn! Me: OMG WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM?? Me: But, what if it isn't Zayn?! Maybe it's a murderer! Me: I'm gonna die naked! Mystery person: Hurry up! Me: Maybe it's a demon! Me: If I die now, I want somebody to tell 1D I love them. Me: *grabs a towel and put pyjamas on* Me: *opens the door shaking* Mystery person that turns out to be my cousin: Finally! Me: *gets in bed* Me: What if I look out the window and see One Direction? Me: Or a murderer? Me: Or a ghost... Me: Dumbie, ghosts don't even exist... Me: And One Direction is on the other continent... Something: *makes cracking noise* Me: Oh no! I'm gonna die in my bed! Me: I love you one direction! Cousin: SHUT UP! Me: Ok Me: *stays up all night shaking like a chivava* Me: This is gonna be a great witty quote...
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
Me: *on the computer* Parents: Why are you on the computer all day? Call your friends and hang out with them! You can't spend all your summer in this room, you need to live more... Me: Ok! FIne! *calls friend* Parents: Be home at 8! Me: *hangsout with friend at the mall* Me: *back home at 8:03* Parents: OMG! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! *yells* YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK! ~NEXT DAY~ Me: *on the computer* Parents: Why are you on the computer all day? Me: -_-
Basics 1. Name: Mrs. Stypayhoralikson 2. Age: 13 3. Height: 160cm 4. Date of Birth: I'm a pisces, that's all u need to know 5. Eye Color: Hazel 6. Religion: Why do u care? 7. Sexuality: Straight Looks 8. Hair Color: Dark Blonde 9. Eye Color: Hazel. Didn't I just say that? 10. Weight: I don't know and I don't wanna know 11. Skin Tone: paleish 12. Piercings/Tattoos: Only ears... 13. Jewelry: earings? 14. Build: potato Personality 15. Funny or Serious? Depends 16. Hard working or lazy? Laaaaaaazzzzyy 17. Flirty or reserved? Socialy awkward 18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Socialy awkward. 19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? depending 20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? artistic ♥ Have You Ever 21. Slapped someone in the face? Yeah 22. Lost touch with a good friend? Sadly ;( 23. Kissed someone for a dare?= Not lips 24. Drank alcohol? Ew. No. 25. Broke a bone?No. Bless the Lord cause I am really clumsy. 26. Got chickenpox? No... I think... 27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Well... No. 28. Stepped on a bug? Duh *makes the duh face* 29. Rode a horse? Yes 30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? i hope not How Many 31. TVs are in your house? 2 32. People have you kissed? Do posters count? 33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 5 34. Best friends do you have? I don't know. They change every day. :/ 35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 1 comp and 1 laptop This or That? 36. Summer or Winter? Both 37. Strawberry or Banana? Strawberry 38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? 1D 39. Eminem or Kanye West? 1D 40. Vegetables or Fruits? Depends on the mood. 41. Books or Movies? Depends 42. Hugs or Kisses? idk i guess both 43. Rock or Pop? Pop Name The Last Person That... 44. Hugged you? idk 45. Kissed you? idk 46. Thanked you? Mil (my bff) 47. Flirted with you? forever alone 48. Insulted you? my parents -.- (i got grounded) 49. Made you laugh? Mil 50. Made you cry? Parents Lasts 51. Ate? i have no idea 52. Drank? ice tea 53. Texted to? a boring girl 54. Word Spoke? yes 55. Time cried?yesterday 56. Time laughed? today while watching 1D Firsts 57. Best friend? Amber 58. Crush? Brian 59. Boyfriend? forever alone 60. Dog? Patty (R.I.P.) 61. Kiss? forever alone Random 63. Do you own any brand shirts? yes 64. What languages do you know? English, Serbian, learning German and French 65. Do you like to sing? YEAH! But may cause ear demage 66. Are you competitive? Depends 67. What are you afraid of? A LOT of things 68. Who do you miss? My crush 69. Are you a virgin? Yes! 70. Do you like photography? sure :)
Me: *watching the Olympics closing ceremony* 1D: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Me: NANANNAANANNANANANANNANANNANNANANNANANANNANANNANANANANNANANANNANANANANNANANANNNANANNASHaghgbhSABH! Me: *Gets crazy and looks like a drunk person on drugs* 1D: *stops singing* Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Olympics: *start playin ghte song again* Me: *repeats the proces* Olympics: *stops playing there song* Me: *bursts in tears* NOOOOOOOOOO! Why is life so cruel?
When My Parents #2 Find My: Tumblr Parents: Aww What a cute picture of a cat! Parents: Hey, that's that band she loves... 1D something... Parents: There's the band again... Nice picture... Parents: Ok, now this is the 20th picture of them, she can't be that obsessed! Parents: OMG! That is just so inappropriate! Parents: It appears that this Harry Styles person finds it funny that the battery on his phone is 69%... Parents: OKAY! Tha's really inappropriate now! Parents: Oh, good, a spongebob picture... Wait what is he saying? Whoah! Parents: No, No, NO! Our daughters gone mad! Parents: *grabs phone* Hello? Is this the mental hospital? It appears that the first therapy didn't work... (if u don't get the last sentance look at my other quote: when parents find my witty ;) )