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MegaDirectioner

Status: Offline

Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 08:51am

Last Seen: 18 Jun 2013 07:07pm

Location: You'll wind me chasing the Sun...

Gender: F

user id: 308777

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY USERNAME OKAY I WAS BARELY 13 WHEN I MADE THIS ACCOUNT OK EW JUST MEGADIRECTIONER LIKE WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING EW.
but yeah i still adore 1D..

 
  1. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:04am UTC
    Any suggestions for a good horror movie?

  2. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:04am UTC
    and i always get my heart broken
    before i even talk to the guy

  3. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Before you die,
    you see
    .....the ring....

  4. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I walk... I fall... I stand up... I curse at alcohol... I fall again..

  5. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:33am UTC
    The number of people I am following >

  6. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:31am UTC
    HOW?

  7. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:39am UTC
    He accepted my friend request
    You are all invited to the wedding

  8. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Looking at my username and thinking:
    SMH WHAT ON EARTH WAS I THINKING?

  9. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 5:34am UTC
    So.. I'll be 14 in a month...
    Still haven't kissed anyone...
    Ever...
    Wow

  10. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 6:06am UTC
    *lunch break*
    Him: *to me and my friend* Hey, guys, I can't have any more, do you want some?
    My friend: No thanks.
    Him: What about you?
    Me: No, thank you.
    Him: Come on! You have to gain a little weight!
    Me: Hahhaahaa, no thanks, I'm already fat enough.
    Him: Didn't your mum teach you that it's not nice to lie?
    Me: What?
    HIm: Just don't lie *smiles and walks away*

  11. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:18am UTC
    The other day I was at the grave yard.
    I saw a man siting next to a grave. He was alone, but not quite. I heard him talking. He was telling a funny story. At the end he said 'Goodbye, my love, I will see you soon' and walked away. Being the curious person I am, I walked up to him and asked "Is that your wife?" and he smiled in tears "She was the love of my life. I just wish she knew..." and walked away... This left me heart broken.
    true story

  12. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Hey! This message is for Directioners! If you want to know the latest updates, go follow @1DMagicUpdates! Please and thank you xx

  13. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:03am UTC
    I think I have an eating disorder.
    I am sceared.
    Please help!

  14. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:45am UTC
    BYE!
    Just wanted to let you know that I am leaving Witty for a while. I am not mad or anything, it's just thatschool is gonna start soon and I gotta study so I wont have time...
    I know nobody cares, but just thought I'd say it... :)

  15. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:31am UTC
    Me: *yesterday showering in 2:30 am*
    Me: What if Zayn Malik is here?
    Me: Maybe he is right there behind the shower sheets.
    Me: But, it isn't so pleasent...
    Me: I mean I have no clothes on...
    Me: *sneezes*
    Mystery person: Bless you!
    Me: *shocked* Maybe that really is Zayn!
    Me: OMG WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM??
    Me: But, what if it isn't Zayn?! Maybe it's a murderer!
    Me: I'm gonna die naked!
    Mystery person: Hurry up!
    Me: Maybe it's a demon!
    Me: If I die now, I want somebody to tell 1D I love them.
    Me: *grabs a towel and put pyjamas on*
    Me: *opens the door shaking*
    Mystery person that turns out to be my cousin: Finally!
    Me: *gets in bed*
    Me: What if I look out the window and see One Direction?
    Me: Or a murderer?
    Me: Or a ghost...
    Me: Dumbie, ghosts don't even exist...
    Me: And One Direction is on the other continent...
    Something: *makes cracking noise*
    Me: Oh no! I'm gonna die in my bed!
    Me: I love you one direction!
    Cousin: SHUT UP!
    Me: Ok
    Me: *stays up all night shaking like a chivava*
    Me: This is gonna be a great witty quote...

  16. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:54am UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  17. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:43am UTC
    Me: *on the computer*
    Parents: Why are you on the computer all day? Call your friends and hang out with them! You can't spend all your summer in this room, you need to live more...
    Me: Ok! FIne! *calls friend*
    Parents: Be home at 8!
    Me: *hangsout with friend at the mall*
    Me: *back home at 8:03*
    Parents: OMG! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! *yells* YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
    ~NEXT DAY~
    Me: *on the computer*
    Parents: Why are you on the computer all day?
    Me: -_-

  18. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:18am UTC
    Basics
    1. Name: Mrs. Stypayhoralikson
    2. Age: 13
    3. Height: 160cm
    4. Date of Birth: I'm a pisces, that's all u need to know
    5. Eye Color: Hazel
    6. Religion: Why do u care?
    7. Sexuality: Straight
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Dark Blonde
    9. Eye Color: Hazel. Didn't I just say that?
    10. Weight: I don't know and I don't wanna know
    11. Skin Tone: paleish
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Only ears...
    13. Jewelry: earings?
    14. Build: potato
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? Depends
    16. Hard working or lazy? Laaaaaaazzzzyy
    17. Flirty or reserved? Socialy awkward
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Socialy awkward.
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? depending
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? artistic ♥
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? Yeah
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? Sadly ;(
    23. Kissed someone for a dare?= Not lips
    24. Drank alcohol? Ew. No.
    25. Broke a bone?No. Bless the Lord cause I am really clumsy.
    26. Got chickenpox? No... I think...
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Well... No.
    28. Stepped on a bug? Duh *makes the duh face*
    29. Rode a horse? Yes
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? i hope not
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 2
    32. People have you kissed? Do posters count?
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 5
    34. Best friends do you have? I don't know. They change every day. :/
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 1 comp and 1 laptop
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? Both
    37. Strawberry or Banana? Strawberry
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? 1D
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? 1D
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? Depends on the mood.
    41. Books or Movies? Depends
    42. Hugs or Kisses? idk i guess both
    43. Rock or Pop? Pop
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? idk
    45. Kissed you? idk
    46. Thanked you? Mil (my bff)
    47. Flirted with you? forever alone
    48. Insulted you? my parents -.- (i got grounded)
    49. Made you laugh? Mil
    50. Made you cry? Parents
    Lasts
    51. Ate? i have no idea
    52. Drank? ice tea
    53. Texted to? a boring girl
    54. Word Spoke? yes
    55. Time cried?yesterday
    56. Time laughed? today while watching 1D
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? Amber
    58. Crush? Brian
    59. Boyfriend? forever alone
    60. Dog? Patty (R.I.P.)
    61. Kiss? forever alone
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? yes
    64. What languages do you know? English, Serbian, learning German and French
    65. Do you like to sing? YEAH! But may cause ear demage
    66. Are you competitive? Depends
    67. What are you afraid of? A LOT of things
    68. Who do you miss? My crush
    69. Are you a virgin? Yes!
    70. Do you like photography? sure :)

  19. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:10am UTC
    Me: *watching the Olympics closing ceremony*
    1D: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
    Me: NANANNAANANNANANANANNANANNANNANANNANANANNANANNANANANANNANANANNANANANANNANANANNNANANNASHaghgbhSABH!
    Me: *Gets crazy and looks like a drunk person on drugs*
    1D: *stops singing*
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Olympics: *start playin ghte song again*
    Me: *repeats the proces*
    Olympics: *stops playing there song*
    Me: *bursts in tears* NOOOOOOOOOO! Why is life so cruel?

  20. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:21am UTC
    When My Parents #2
    Find My: Tumblr
    Parents: Aww What a cute picture of a cat!
    Parents: Hey, that's that band she loves... 1D something...
    Parents: There's the band again... Nice picture...
    Parents: Ok, now this is the 20th picture of them, she can't be that obsessed!
    Parents: OMG! That is just so inappropriate!
    Parents: It appears that this Harry Styles person finds it funny that the battery on his phone is 69%...
    Parents: OKAY! Tha's really inappropriate now!
    Parents: Oh, good, a spongebob picture... Wait what is he saying? Whoah!
    Parents: No, No, NO! Our daughters gone mad!
    Parents: *grabs phone* Hello? Is this the mental hospital? It appears that the first therapy didn't work...
    (if u don't get the last sentance look at my other quote: when parents find my witty ;) )

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