Teacher: When a curcuit finishes, it releases any left energy as heat. *Turns to boy* Feel the lightbulb. Boy: It's hot. Girl: Like you? Boy: What? Girl: What? Teacher: SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT! SHEESH, ARE YOU DEAF?!
Three people today have told me he should ask me out, because it'd be adorable. Two told me they knew he was going to. And one person said that every time I passed by, he would always stare at me. I caught him a couple times, too. It's been a good Valentine's Day.
*Teacher has us clean our desk* Friend: I'm alergic to sprays. Like, if my mom needs to spray Febreze or something, she has to do it when I'm not home. Me: I love Febreze! Crush: I get high off of febreze... Me: That's wonderful. The mind of a teenage guy, everybody.
Let me just say, I seriously love my fourth period. My friend was talking about what she got her boyfriend for Valentine's Day, and the subject of cologne was brought up. Since her boyfriend doesn't use cologne, it got us thinking why. So, we asked all the guys in that class whether they wore cologne. Then, my friend took it a little too far, and started smelling people. She smelled the guy in front of her and goes, "Nope, doesn't wear cologne." Then she gets up and walks two rows away and stands behind my crush, leans over, and smells his shoulder. Apparently, he doesn't wear cologne...