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1. mkeys
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   August 25, 2013 8:41pm UTC
   Soooo I just moved away from most of my family and all my friends....2 hours isn't far but it seems like it is....any advice?
   
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2. mkeys
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   January 23, 2013 6:47pm UTC
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3. mkeys
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   Stop waiting for your Prince Charming.
   Get up and find him.
   The poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.
   
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4. mkeys
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   November 10, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   And I wonder....
   how our families and friends would feel if they found out we were revealing their conversations to thousands of people....
   O.o
   
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5. mkeys
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   November 10, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Cat: *eating some foil*
   Dad: "That cat is so stupid. She must've voted for Obama!"
   Me and Mom: ahahahahahahahaaha
   No offense to any pro-bama people, i just thought it was hilarious xD
   
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6. mkeys
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   I've decided.
   I've decided to accept the fact that I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.
   I've decided I will depend on no one but myself.
   Not because people always end up disappointing me,
   But because I always end up disappointing them.
   I'm the reason.
   I'm the problem.
   Everyone's life would be better without me, no doubt.
   No, I'm not going to kill myself, or even try.
   I've just decided to stop letting people down.
   I've decided to stop trying.
   I'll go through life, just wondering when things will get better, and that's okay.
   As long as everyone else is happy.
   
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7. mkeys
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   Do you ever have that feeling?
   Where you try your hardest not to let anyone down because you've let so many people down, so many times before. Where you just want everything to turn out alright, when they haven't once before. But they don't. You may not know how, or why, or what in the world just happened. You just want to scream at the world, or cry, or just give up. But you don't. You hold it in. You plaster on that fake smile that no one can ever seem to see through. That fake smile that is so familiar to you. Hoping that someday, someone will save you from this feeling. But you know they won't. You'll just go on, forever faking that smile, forever faking that laugh, and hoping, eventually, that it won't hurt so much anymore. Does that make sense? Tell me I'm not crazy.
   
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8. mkeys
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   September 2, 2012 11:38pm UTC
   Me: *been in school for 2 weeks*
   TV Commercial: "And here's our last week of summer marathon!"
   Me:
   TV Commercial:
   Me:
   TV Commercial:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Do you enjoy torturing me?
   
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9. mkeys
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   Want a sure-fire way that you'll have grandkids?
   Name your kid Darth Vader.
   That kid will be a father someday(:
   
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10. mkeys
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 10:57am UTC
    So witty girls,
    I wanna know something.
    I wanna know why everyone's always baggin on guys,
    Cuz apparently most of you think they don't face heartbreak.
    What, do you not think any guy has ever had their heart broken by a girl?
    Us girls aren't the only ones who can fall to pieces at times.
    They're humans too.
    They can get hurt.
    I promise you, not every guy out there is like that.
    Not every guy just wants to mess with your heart and leave you.
    So please, stop acting like we're the only ones who can get hurt in a relationship,
    Cuz we're not.
    <3
    Just felt like I needed to stand up for the guys
    
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11. mkeys
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    I hate you,
    And then I love you.
    It's like I wanna throw you off a cliff,
    Then race to the bottom to catch you <3
    Credit to: Someone from Facebook(:
    
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12. mkeys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Admit it, you're thinking of Him.
    Well no dip that's cuz the 50 quotes before this one have been about Him.
    
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13. mkeys
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    That horrific moment when someone's wearing the same shirt as you! :O
    No offense to the person who made the "That horrific moment when someone's wearing the same shirt as you" quote(:
    Lol jk when I see someone wearing the same shirt as me I walk up to 'em and be like "What's up, bro? We're twins!!"
    
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14. mkeys
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    So apparently it's a psychological fact that if a crush lasts more than 4 months, you're in love.
    Well that's awkward.
    Looks like I'm gonna marry a truck-load of people...
    <3
    
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15. mkeys
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    The only time I get 847 favs and is when I preview my quote. . .
    
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16. mkeys
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    And Dora's
    Just showing off
    when it comes to soccer <3
    
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17. mkeys
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    & we've all tried to write a song before,
    and failed miserably <3
    
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