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During School:
Some Girl
: Can I borrow a dollar? 
Me: It's my lunch money..
Some Girl: You don't need to eat.. 
You need to try anerexia
Me:
Some Girl:But I'm thin so I can eat.
Me
Some Girl: But you shouldn't since
you're fat.. So can I have the money?
Me: - Hands her the money and runs
to the bathroom to throw up my breakfast-

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During School: Some Girl: Can I borrow a dollar? Me: It's

229 faves · 137 comments · Jan 17, 2013 6:35pm

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted

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Fashion_Geek · 1 decade ago
Don't you dare ever do that to yourself EVER again.
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
DAMN THAT STUPID ! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL SO TELL HER TO SHUT THE UP! Sorry for my Langue but i'm just so off right now!

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Roxeyd · 1 decade ago
There are some people whom I would really love to hit.. in the face.. with a shovel.
Sweetheart, you are gorgeous. Just because you're not a twig b/tch doesn't mean your fat. Don't listen to anybody who tries to tell you otherwise. Life is far too short to worry about silly things like that. You're stunning. I don't know you, but I love you.♥
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ItsAnthony · 1 decade ago
LOL. You're an idiot for giving her your money.
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Kerin💅🏼👌🏻* · 1 decade ago
You are not fat your absoultly BEAUTIFUL its true people only say it because their jealous don't listen to ingorant people like her and if she wants food tell her to bring her own darn money !!!
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Twilight_Saga23 · 1 decade ago
OMG did that actually happen! what a freaking b/tch!
Do not listen to that f/cked up moocher. She needs help. You're beautiful :D shes just trying to bring you down
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loserbitch* · 1 decade ago
She is the b/tchiest person I have ever seen. DO NOT listen to her, you are beautiful, weight is nothing c:
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
Don't listen to her </3 she just said that to get the money. You're not fat and you're beautiful =)
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COOKIEMONSTER77 · 1 decade ago
I can't believe there are people like that in the world. You shouldn't listen to them cuz they are just... stupid. I'd say something else but...
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Imnotthatkindofgirl · 1 decade ago
Omg! Don't listen to her! You ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
You are not fat. You can think you are fat but that would be a waste of time. You need to accept it and embrace it. <3
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pandabear13 · 1 decade ago
She's not right! You are beautiful and skinny. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Asdfghjkl no. She's right. I'm fatfatfat.
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pandabear13 · 1 decade ago
Oh but your not. I can guarantee some people will call you fat, but they are only jealous because of how thin you are, that they have to call you fat to make themselves feel better. Please don't feel fat
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
I am fat though. It's disgusting.
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odd · 1 decade ago
There is nothing disgusting about being fat. Absolutely nothing.
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pandabear13 · 1 decade ago
And you are not fat! Im fat! Your not! Trust me, you are no where near fat
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
When it's me there is.
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odd · 1 decade ago
No. There really isn't. You've grown up hearing that fat is bad, because it's "unhealthy," but the truth is, you can't know someone's health by looking at them. You can be healthy and be fat, or unhealthy and skinny. I suggest checking out Lacigreen on Youtube and looking at her video about fat shaming. You will see that you are not at all disgusting, but our society is.
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
No I'll always think I'm fat. I could weigh 10 pounds and be disgusted
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odd · 1 decade ago
I think you need to talk to an adult, then, because I think you might have an eating disorder. Honey, you are /perfect./
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
I don't have an eating disorder. I. am. perfectly. fine.
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odd · 1 decade ago
I know you're thinking that, but the way you look at yourself and the way you're starting to do what you're starting to do, I really think you might.
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
I don't. I am perfectly fine fine fine.
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odd · 1 decade ago
Then you should have no problem telling an adult what's going on
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Nothing is going on so there is nothing to tell.
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odd · 1 decade ago
Then you should have no problem! Tell her you threw up and since you don't have an eating disorder, who cares?
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Everyone would. And nobody needs to know
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odd · 1 decade ago
Why hide it if it's not an eating disorder
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Because my parents would overreact and call it an eating disorder
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odd · 1 decade ago
Well they're adults, you think they'd know
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Know what?
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odd · 1 decade ago
Whether or not you have an eating disorder. Or, at least, whether or not to take oyu to someone who would know how to see if you have an eating disorder.
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odd · 1 decade ago
I'm so sorry.
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
Don't be.. She's completely right.
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DuckyMoMo11 · 1 decade ago
That little...*insert word that isn't allowed on here* You're beautiful. I looked at your profile picture and said 'Danggg, I wish I was that pretty.' But anyway, that girl doesn't know who she's messing with. I can't believe someone would have the nerve to come up to you and say that you don't need money for lunch because you shouldn't eat because you're fat. WHO IN THE HELL SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT? Believe me, I've tried starving, then I see food and I'm all 'Uh, I'll start tomorrow,' and I eat. Anorexia isn't going to make you beautiful, it's going to make you very sick looking if you don't eat for so long. I'm not going to say that girl is fat or a ratchet sandwich or anything like that. She's just plain mean. You don't need someone like her in your life. She's gonna have to take it up with me if she ever says something like that to you again. It's not fuucking right. I tried throwing up today, actually....because I wasn't going to eat and I did. But that doesn't matter right now. I'm just so shocked that someone would actually come up to you and say something like that. The nerve. THAT GIRLL IS GONNA GET MESSED UP BY ME...if I knew where she lived...Comment on my profile sometime so we can talk...I'm not THAT creepy, I promise. But seriously, I'm here to talk about anything, I might not give amazing advice back but I'll listen and I'll make an effort on advicee. Comment anytimee...I have no life so I'm on here a lottt.
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Georgia* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
she needs a slap in the face with a brick!!
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
1.) I would say kick her in the V, but you might lose your shoe..

2.) She should write a book called "How to be a b//tch, for dummies"
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted · 1 decade ago
But but but she's right.
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jane :-)* · 1 decade ago
Don't listen to her. Gosh, some people are so insensitive these days. You're perfect the way you are; trust me.
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ncisrox13 · 1 decade ago
That's terrible. You don't deserve to have something that cruel said to you, especially when it's not true. People are so low these days.....keep your head up babe and your middle finger higher. xxx
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xoxohaileyxoxo · 1 decade ago
please dont listen to her..youre perfect hun, dont let people like her bring you down!
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Alissa142 · 1 decade ago
I cannot believe that. Don't listen to anybody, you are beautiful. You are not fat. Please don't start throwing up your food, you don't have to change for anybody. Please talk to someone, you're not alone just please do not be bulimic because some b*tch has terrible eye sight. She is rude and irrelevant, you are beautiful and I promise you that you are not fat. You're perfect just the way you are, don't let b*tches like her to tell you otherwise. I'm always here if you need anybody.
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