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Imnotthatkindofgirl

1. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   When people say " Im going to
   die alone with my 72 cats."
   Your'e lucky.
   I am allergic to cats.
   I'm forever FOREVER alone.
   Oh Joy:/
   
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2. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 11:23am UTC
   What comes after One?
   Normal People: Two.
   Me: DIRECTION!
   :)
   
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3. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   Me: MOOOOOOOOM!
   *Silence*
   Me: She's dead.
   
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4. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 12:26am UTC
   ♥
   It Takes Skill To Fall Up The Stairs,
   BACKWARDS!
   Did this today:)
   
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5. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   This really just happened.
   I posted a new quote and liked it...a couple seconds later....YAY!! SOMEONE LIKED MY QUOTE!! ( checks notification) oh wait that was me.:( Went to profile to see if someone liked it and accidently dislike it, so i like it agian....another couple seconds later...YAY!! SOMEONE LIKED MY QUOTE!! DANG IT!!! IT'S ME AGAIN! Im so stupid.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   At 9:40pm
   Me: Can I make some Mac n Cheese??
   Step dad: No its too late for you to have a whole box to yourself
   Step dad:** walks away with my mom**
   Me: **pulls out powder gatorade and started fake eating it with a spoon while following them**
   Mom: Leah! DON'T EAT THAT!
   Me:That didn't go with the script that i had in mind.
   Older Step Sister: Hey!! That should be a twitty quote!!!
   Me:
   Step sister:
   Me:
   Step sister:
   Me:..you mean Witty??
   Step sister: oh yeah that.
   true story :)
   OH! And in the end I did make the mac and cheese :)
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   Hey (: Its your bestfriend hacking your witty, because you elft it all open, <3
   Love you ;D
   Laundry and pringles.
   
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8. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   Just because she has a pretty face doesn't always mean she has a
   pretty personality!
   Format by twilightgirl995 /nmq
   
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9. Imnotthatkindofgirl
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   Accoring to this qoute im supposed to get 1858 Likes and 15 comments!
   
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10. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Lifes to short to be anything but Happy:)
    
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11. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    You might not know this but..
    I Love You<3
    Format by twilightgirl995 /nmq
    
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12. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    CONGRATULATIONS!
    If you are readinq this, you must be a ninja since you're smart enouqh to know to hiqhliqht this quote. Now, if you are really a ninja you will help me with this task. All you ninja's out there need to fave this quote so all of the non-ninja's will wonder why there is a random purple backqround in the top quotes!~
    
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13. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    There should be a
    One Direction
    Categorie!!!
    
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14. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    One Direction
    =
    My life
    <33
    -nmf-
    
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15. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Youv'e got that
    one
    thing(;
    -nmf-
    
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16. Imnotthatkindofgirl
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Life gave up on me;
    So i gave up on life.
    </3
    -nmf-
    
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