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Directionette

Status: Fan girling over "Little Things" so proud of the boyss <3

Member Since: 27 Jul 2012 08:08pm

Last Seen: 24 Jun 2013 04:37pm

Gender: F

user id: 320927

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  1. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    So there's this german exchange student in my one class.
    German student: I don't see my name on the list
    Teacher: oh that's right you were a surprise
    Class:......*being immature freshman trying not to laugh*
    German student: That's what my parents said
    Class:.....*bursts out laughing*
    Teacher: My parents had seven of those
    Class:.......
    Class:....*laughs even more*
    true story

  2. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him. Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

  3. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.

  4. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Too awkward for society.
    Not awkward enough for the internet.

  5. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Unicorn: a single corn

  6. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    They Hurt Her. R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten… Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower (sorry i had to!!)

  7. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    What Makes You Beautiful came on today in gym class....
    I have never danced during volleyball until today...

  8. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    let's take a moment to remember all the women in the army....who have their period....it must suck

  9. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Worst Part About Cold
    Weather?
    Getting out of the shower.

  10. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    You had it figured out since you
    were in school.
    Everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool.

  11. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Have you ever had one of those amazing dreams?
    Where it plays out perfectly, just like a movie?
    Some of the "characters" are people you've never met. Yet there they are in your dream.
    And you just know who they are.
    What if half way around the world some one is having one of those amazing dreams?
    And you're one of the characters?
    And neither of you would ever know...

  12. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Dad: whatcha doing?
    Me:i'm on witty
    Dad: what's witty?
    Me: a place where people post quotes
    Dad: what did you say? a place where people waste time?
    Me:....yes

  13. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I don't hate you but....
    If we were in the Hunger Games, I'd kill you first

  14. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Am I the only one who wonders what crazy messed up person comes up with the TLC show ideas?
    "hey guys lets film some creepy people who drink their own pee! oh! oh! and for another show we can film a family of fat, weird hillbillies!"
    The sad part is that we actually watch them...

  15. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Fat Josh Nickles > Skinny Josh Nickles
    simple as that.

  17. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Facebook is my wife
    ....but Witty is my mistress

  18. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    I don't care what gender you are
    I can, and will call you dude...

  19. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You're spacing out in class. Then when you come back to reality and you realize you were making eye contact with someone across the room.

  20. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    me and my sister discussing twitter usernames
    my sister: i changed mine. awkward gourd was too awkward to be awkward
    my sister: gourd is already awkward enough
    my sister: just listen to the way it sounds
    my sister: gourd
    my sister: gourd
    my sister: gourd
    me: 0.o

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