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yourcool
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May 11, 2013 7:26pm UTC

why do famous people think that they
can only date other famous people like you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate.
for example: me

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:19pm UTC

uno is a great card game it's just filled with
smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real f.cking personal real f.cking fast

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Me a nerd?
Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

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britany*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:14am UTC

This, This is for all the girls, boys all♥♥
OVER THE
World, whatever you've been told, you're worth more
than Gold

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Girl in my class: Imagine how many peopl-
Me: Imagine if I cared.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:47am UTC

Even Jesus had scars on his hands,
but that never stopped him from changing the world

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Let me tell you something about North Korea. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and North Korea was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "North Korea, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so re-re. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's bombing the US

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 4:11am UTC

In every shop,there's always that one employee
who stares at you like you're about to steal something

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

i really hate it when i'm reading a book
and i picture the whole setting a certain way in my head and then the author mentions
something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene
like a door on the left side instead of the right or a window which is only small instead of
ceiling to floor
like cmon now i have to completely renovate the landscape in my brain

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

have you ever had one of those days where
your hair looks like Hagrid's from Harry Potter?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:14pm UTC

have you ever had a legitimate crush on
an actor like to the point where you're not even fangirling anymore, you just actually love them.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC

do you ever become friends with someone
and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I wish #8
I had the desire to go outside and hang out with friends instead of playing on the internet all day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:39pm UTC

calories (noun);
tiny creatures that life in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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Sabina*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Math teacher: People who like math, dont like geometry. People who like geomerty, dont like math.
Me: I hate both.

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dani64
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:49pm UTC

When all your friends are gorgeous and you're just like:
potato mode activate

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:32pm UTC

There are so many times when I don't know how to reply back to someone but I don't want the conversion to end.
ah first world problems these days

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC

3 minutes of extra sleep in the morning:
seriously does matter

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC

So apperantly Kidz Bop is releasing
a version of Thrift Shop...
Kidz Bop Singers: WALK UP IN THE SCHOOL LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A LUNCHBOX

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