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jimmy365

Status: sorry i was gone guys i was doing the travel

Member Since: 18 Dec 2011 07:40pm

Last Seen: 8 Sep 2013 04:47pm

Gender: F

user id: 252348

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:54pm UTC

”if u like someone just tell them!!”
yeah sure goodbye
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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC

TALL BOYS
WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC

important
it’s almost big ugly sweater season.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

i’m using
Internet Explorer i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:00pm UTC

when you
click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 10:57pm UTC

i can't commit
to any future plans because it might interfere with a concert date. u want to plan my wedding for next year? sorry i cant set a date until i know when one direction will be here
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

nice joke
where’d you get it? the bad factory??? because it’s bad. i was kidding earlier when i said it was nice
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:28pm UTC

what's the point
of being mildly interested in something when you can instead let it consume you & become unhealthily fixated on it
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC

if u are
about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC

if someone ever
tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 6:01pm UTC

sassy english
teachers
are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:59pm UTC

yeah i understand
you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo
and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:49pm UTC

*types at the speed of light*
person: wow you type so fast!! *stares*
*fingers suddenly become weak and miss every single key*
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:52am UTC

when i was little
I’d imagine that I was in a race with other cars on the motorway and I didn’t know speed limits existed so I’d get angry with my dad for not speeding up to beat other cars
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:48am UTC

but the real question is has nemo found himself
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:45am UTC

me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:33am UTC

imagine
bumping into 2007 you at the mall
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:23pm UTC

im so ready
to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
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