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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    it's really cute
    when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    watching
    people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    have you ever
    thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    my oldest sister
    was so drunk and i saw her in the living room holding a mini coke and laughing hysterically and i was like “are you laughing because that coke is small” and she nodded her head
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    people
    at my school think im ‘witty famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a quote about me :)”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    gir L S„.,
    weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Por no gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    please
    tag your opinions as wrong
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    one time
    this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying which was great but like i still dont know why she was talking to a table
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    cause of death
    second hand embarrasment
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    you guys
    hold everything nicki minaj is 30
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    if i ever
    met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:05pm UTC
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  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    what's your
    best quote you know about being yourself?
    i feel like im having trouble being myself and would really love your guys help.
    i adore quotes and was wondering what your favorite was on being yourself?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    this guy
    at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    i need to do a survey with you guys, whats your favorite song and whats your favorite part of it (could be a line, could be a melody line, could be a verse, etc.)
    thank you!
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    hey followers,
    is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    when we
    love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    getting
    a boyfriend looks easier
    in movies
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    unfollowing
    my blog won't make you beyonce so really theres no point
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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