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Sabina*

1. Sabina*
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 10:07pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #105
   Cherries can cause cancer cells to kill themselves.
   
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2. Sabina*
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   August 3, 2013 11:32pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #101
   People who easily blush is a sign of them being a good lover.
   
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3. Sabina*
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   July 24, 2013 10:10pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #86
   There is a town in Alaska that has had a cat as mayor for 15 years ( Talkeetna, Alaska)
   
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4. Sabina*
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   July 24, 2013 10:07pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #85
   Watching horror films can burn up to 200 calories, same as a half-hour walk- - scary movies burn more calories than any other game
   
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5. Sabina*
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   July 24, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #84
   Studies show that cuddling before bed helps the brain relax- This reduces the process of overthinking, making it easier to fall asleep.
   
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6. Sabina*
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   April 20, 2013 11:49pm UTC
   Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
   Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms
   Teacher: aww
   Class:aww
   Word:aww
   Me:My Fridge
   Teacher:
   Class:
   World:
   Popular Girl:
   Me:aww
   
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7. Sabina*
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   April 6, 2013 11:07am UTC
   Mom:"Can I see your Witty?"
   Me:'WHAT WITTTY!!!"
   * throws laptop out the window, runs to airport, Moves to Mexico, Changes name to Pepito*
   
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8. Sabina*
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   March 21, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #69
   A lot of you will see somthing dirty.
   
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9. Sabina*
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   March 21, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   The Uhhhh fact #66
   Swans only have one partner for their whole life, and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart
   
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10. Sabina*
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    March 20, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #64
    Cats have been blamed for the global extinction of 33 species
    
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11. Sabina*
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    March 20, 2013 11:59am UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #63
    Doorways are linked to memory loss, that is why we often forget the task after entering or exiting the room
    
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12. Sabina*
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    March 20, 2013 11:53am UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #61
    The amount of pressure you use to bite into a carrot is the same amount of pressure you would need to bite off someone else's finger
    
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13. Sabina*
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    March 14, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Math teacher: People who like math, dont like geometry. People who like geomerty, dont like math.
    Me: I hate both.
    
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14. Sabina*
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    March 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #59
    Kool-Aid can be turned into Gatorade by adding some salt
    
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15. Sabina*
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    March 4, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #58
    There is an alarm that runs away and hides if you dont get out of bed on time
    
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16. Sabina*
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    March 4, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    The Uhhhh fact #55
    There's a toy company that turns children's drawings into plush toys
    
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17. Sabina*
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    March 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done
    Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single
    
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18. Sabina*
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    February 28, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    "SO THIS B.TCH." - The start of an amazing story
    
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19. Sabina*
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    February 25, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Today in Health:
    Health Teacher: Sabina, Whats your favorite machine at the gym
    Me:The vending machine
    *class dies out laughing*
    True sh.t
    
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20. Sabina*
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    February 22, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    *Me in gym*
    Gym Teacher: Alright,Sabina lets see how many push-ups you can do.
    *only does one*
    Gym Teacher: okay
    Me: Where are my abs, I did all this for nothing
    True Story
    
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