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Member Since: 7 Oct 2011 01:11pm

Last Seen: 17 Jan 2016 04:44pm

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  1. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:17pm EDT
    You're all weighed down with words that are too overdramatic.
    Tonight it's "It can't get much worse,"
    versus "No one should ever feel like..."

  2. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:59pm EDT
    Stop burning bridges and start driving off them, so I can forget about you

  3. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:02pm EDT
    I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out
    'Cause that's what young love is all about
    So pull me closer and kiss me hard
    I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart

  4. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:53am EDT
    Let me be your ride out of town
    Let me be the place that you hide
    We can build our lives on the road
    Run away with me

  5. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:12pm EDT
    You don't have a soul.
    You are a soul.
    You have a body.

  6. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:45pm EDT
    "Mom, Dad... I'm Bill Cosby,"
    "What?! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and zip zop boobity bop!"

  7. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 6:11pm EDT
    Write me a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
    Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)

  8. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 12:05pm EDT
    I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
    The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

  9. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 11:16pm EDT
    Give me a word, give me a sign
    Show me where to look
    Tell me, what will I find?

  10. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:35pm EDT
    Some random chick at school: You're a psychopath.
    Me: I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.

  11. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 11:52pm EDT
    But there's no use crying over every mistake

  12. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 11:31am EDT
    Can you hear Heaven cry the tears of an angel?

  13. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 10:13pm EDT
    I didn't do it, but if I'd done it
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?

  14. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:48pm EDT
    They weren't kidding when they called me kind of strange

  15. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 3:26pm EDT
    I don't care
    I love it

  16. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:08am EDT
    If you still use "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," as an argument against gay marriage, you need to Adam and leave.

  17. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 11:05am EDT
    Like a river flows surely to the sea
    Darling, so it goes
    Some things are meant to be
    From "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" by Elvis Presley

  18. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 12:30pm EDT
    The real world does not start when you leave high school, when you can legally drink, or when you get a job.
    You have been in the real world all your life.
    So go live it.

  19. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:28pm EST
    Guys seals are just dog mermaids
    I mean honestly just think about it

  20. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:52pm EST
    You can't keep breaking my heart, baby.

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