COOKIEMONSTER77

Status: I aM bOrEd OuT oF mY mInD!!!!

Member Since: 12 Jan 2012 09:30pm

Last Seen: 27 Jan 2014 04:52am

Birthday: August 28

Location: LLAMA LAND!! MOOHAHAHAHA

Gender: F

user id: 262959

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LLAMA'S ARE WHY THE WORLD GOES ROUND.

COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I hate how some people seem to know me better than I know myself.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 11:28am UTC

AM I THE ONLY PERSON
WHO WONDERS WHY ZOMBIES HAVE TO EAT HUMAN FLESH?
I MEAN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE UNDEAD DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T JUST BE CHILLING ON YOUR COUCH DRINKING A CUP OF TEA.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
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October 31, 2012 7:52pm UTC

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!
it's candy time!!

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I AM A NINJA.
YOU WANT PROOF?
I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
If you looked, and didn't see me, it's because I'm a friggin ninja.
MQ/DO NOT STEAL

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:21pm UTC

IF I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL...
THEN I DON'T CONSIDER IT A REAL HOLIDAY.
MQ

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:59pm UTC

The thoughts that go through my head when watching a horror movie:
Me: Don't go in there... I told you.
Me: Don't just stand there! RUN!
Me: IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
Me: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Me: OMGWTFBBQFBI!!!!
Me: Haha, she died.
Me: OMG!! HOW DARE THEY KILL THE DOG?!!

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:10pm UTC

YES
I'm dry, sarcastic, and cynical.
I'm have a moderate anxiety disorder, and I'm very paranoid.
I'm a girl who's not afraid to go out wearing over-sized hand-me-downs.
I have a love-hate relationship with my sister.
And yes.
I don't give a f//k what you think.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:54pm UTC

That FML moment you get when you set your laptop down to charge but you forget to plug it in.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:47am UTC

I CAME HOME FROM A PARTY TODAY...
I CHECKED MY WITTY...
98
I LUV U GUYS <3

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:46am UTC

I just realized...
My parents never told me how babies are made...
How the hell did I figure it out?

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:21am UTC

0 faves= I'm ugly
3 faves= I'm okay
7 faves= I'm cute
15 faves= I'm pretty
25 faves= I'm beautiful
30 faves= I'm breathtaking
Repost this if you aren't afraid

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Let us get to know you , bold everything that relates to your life.
I am a boy.
I am a girl.
I have brown hair.
I have black hair.
I have blonde hair.
I have red hair.
My hair is dyed one of these colors.
My hair is dyed a different color.
I have blue eyes.
I have brown eyes.
I have green eyes.
I have grey eyes.
I have hazel eyes.
My eyes change colors depending on what im wearing.
I have dark skin.
I have light skin.
My skin tans in the sun.
I have both or one of my ears pierced.
I have other body piercings.
I have a tattoo.
I have a scar.
I play a sport(s).
I take art classes.
I’ve failed a class before.
I have a learning disability.
I rarely participate in class.
I text during class.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve gotten detention.
My parents are separated.
I have a single parent.
I have an older sibling(s).
I have a young sibling(s).
I am an only child.
I have more than 20 first cousins.
One or more of my grandparents have died.
I have my own bedroom.
I share a room.
I have some type of condition.
I’ve lost a loved one.
I personally know someone who killed someone else.
I’ve driven under the influence.
I drink on a regular basis.
I’ve never had an alcoholic beverage.
I’ve smoked pot.
I’ve taken hard drugs.
I've smoked a cigarette(s).
I've smoked from a hookah.
I’ve received a ticket before..
I hate insects.
I live in a place where it rarely snows.
I have a dog.
I have a cat.
I wish I lived somewhere else.
I hate most of the people that go to my school.
I’ve been to a foreign country.
I’ve been to a baseball game.
I’ve been to a concert.
I follow a monotheistic religion.
I go to church/temple/wherever you worship regularly.
I was born in the USA.
I was born prematurely.
I like girls.
I like boys.
I’ve been bungee jumping.
I’ve been to Disney World.
I’ve been to Disney Land.
I have traveled by train.
I’ve been to New York City.
I go on Tumblr at least once a day.
I have a Facebook.
I have a Myspace
I have a Twitter.
I still order off of the kid’s menu at restaurants.
I tell myself I’ll work out but I never do.
I belong to a gym.
I wish summer would last forever.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Me: "One more day till vacation! YES! This is going to be perfect! Beach, pool, and no worries!"
*Get's period the morning of the vacation*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUU- FML.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:49pm UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
lolgrl3
molldolldove
Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
COOKIEMONSTER77
CO

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC

The Older Sister Double Standard.
Me: Ugh. My little sister is so annoying.
Friend: Yeah, she's so irritating.
Me: ... *blink*... *pulls out gun*... Wha' u just say bout my sister?!

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:15am UTC

When I was still little...
Me and my mother would play everyday without a care in the world.
I didn't have to worry about my future.
I could play with boys and not get asked which one I had a crush on.
I didn't silently cry myself to sleep at night after wearing a fake grin all day.
I trusted my friends.
I wouldn't ask myself, "Does anyone even like me?"
When I was still little... my life wasn't falling apart.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC

I'm afraid of 7 out of 72 common fears? Lol my fav number.
[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] silk
[] the ocean
[]failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[lol what boyfriend] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[] rats
[] wind
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] crossing hanging bridges
[] deep water
[] heaven
[x] death
[] being robbed
[] falling
[x] clowns
[x] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[]having great responsibilities
[x] doctors (including dentists)
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[x] growing up
[x] creepy noises at night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[] super secrets
If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
If you get 10-20 your normal.
If you get 10 or less, your fearless.
People who have no fears are liars

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Dear girls who put on too much make-up,
Did Elmo attack your face with his crayon?
From, girl's who go natrual.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 12:32am UTC

HARRY POTTER
Has it's own T H E M E P A R K.
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT.

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COOKIEMONSTER77
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:10pm UTC

MY SCHOOL HAS A BUNCH OF BULLIES
ONE CAME UP TO ME ONE DAY AND STARTED CALLING ME A NO-LIFE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID?
I LOOKED HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE...
And burst out laughing.
cuz he's the one wasting his time talking to someone he doesn't like. XD

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