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Hey! My name is Grace and I am a normal 13 yr old girl. i love singing and hanging out with friends. I follow back and check out ur page to! I like my quotes and I hope you do to. I love this site and feel free to comment i love to talk! Try to check out all of my quotes because i have some really good ones towards the back! I have a lil' sis named sydney and she is two years younger then me and she is awsome! check out some of my friends!


    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Love story (worth the read)
    This is a love letter from a boy to a girl… However, the girl’s
    father does not like him and want them stop their
    relationship… And hence… The boy wrote this letter to the
    girl.. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this
    1. The great love I have for you 2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
    3. grows every day. When I see you,
    4. I do not even like your face;
    5. the one thing that I want to do is to
    6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
    7. marry you. Our last conversation
    8. was very boring and has not
    9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
    10. You think only of yourself.
    11. If we were married, I know that I would find
    12. life very difficult, and I would have no
    13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
    14. to give, but it is not something that
    15. I want to give to you. No one is more
    16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
    17. able to care for me and help me.
    18. I sincerely want you to understand that
    19. I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
    20. if you think this is the end. Do not try
    21. to answer this. Your letters are full of
    22. things that do not interest me. You have no
    23. true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
    24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
    25. I am still your boyfriend."
    - However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl
    to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning - only read Lines (Lines with odd numbers) So.. Please try
    reading it again.

    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    The first quote ever made........
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
    Thank you steve for the inspiring quote

    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Normal Social Networking Posts
    At a party!!!!!
    #fun #awesome #living large #1D #party #boyfriend #dancing # love #hotdogs #yum #popular #BFF's #kissing #hot #makeup #dark #hollister #vomit #yuck #random #shopping #bored now #rainbows #movies #lip stick #water #shiny #sweaty #music #talented #DJ #YOLO #dare to dream #emotional #deep #weekend #teenagers #life #peace out

    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:18am UTC
    i finally thought that i had
    o n e
    i guess i was wrong.

    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Dear Wittians,
    I just got my period.
    Sincerely, you better favorite my quotes because if you dont i will...
    Eat about ten gallons of ice cream
    And finally...
    Start a world war

    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 12:35am UTC
    i don;t want to comment on everyone's sucide quotes so i will just say it right here
    You are beautiful and amazing and unique. I don't care how F*cked ur life is right now there is NO good reason for wanting to kill ur
    self. You are walking down the wrong road and no matter what anyone says you won't turn back. BUT YOU CAN! Play the glad game, think about the good in your life!! I know one. If you are on this website, you clearly have either an iphone laptop ipad etc, which proabably means you have a house, food etc! Please dont kill ur self. you are amazing.

    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Would you like some ice with that
    cup of flavoring?
    Or how about some popcorn with
    that bowl of butter?
    Maybe some pancakes with that
    I didnt think so...

    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I am mad. This is all I have to say...
    What I write in my "best" friends year book.
    OH MY GOSH ILY soooo much i hope that you have an amazinglyamazing summer :)))) you need to text me WE COULD HAVE ANOTHER SLEEPOVER!!!!!! remember when last time we stayed up all night and watched like 400000 movies and ate a bagillion bags of popcorn and we laughed and had a funnn time. i will never forget that. I am glad that we became friends For once i feel like that i have someone that I can talk to and text. I would still feel like a major nerd without you. Any way, you better have an AMAZING summer or i will be really sad :((
    What she writes in mine
    i'm odviously amazing
    i know what your thinking, "She might just not like to write alot of things in yearbooks!" but look what she wrote in this other girls year book
    HEYYYYY OH MY GOSH ILYSM KIT I FEEL SO SAD LEAVING SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Our teacher is talking now, bleghh learning. oh and by the way ILYSM oh wait i already said that............ but its soooo true! Remember that time in social studies.... you know do i even have to say it? yes I do, It was when jeffery made up that word... FRUSTANG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    and sooo much more as in a whole page and a half.
    so much for thinking that i had friends :(

    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 6:39am UTC
    what would you do if you knew that you could not fail?

    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    She stares at herself in the mirror that hangs from the front door as she waits. Why is it that dresses only fit perfectly in dressing rooms? At Lord & Taylor it had hugged her torso perfectly, the only part she likes about herself. Now it seems to want to drift wide like the one of her Grannie's. At least it's short, she thinks, but of course now everyone will see her He-Man soccer legs. She slides her hands into her cups, trying to lift what isn't there, and then analyzes her face. Hopefully he wont notice the red marks where she plucked. And her mascara is uneven. Her mom hates it when she wears too much make-up, so she waited unti the last minute and rushed it. Come to think of it, now she looks uneven, like all over her body, like her right leg must like longer and and her left shoulder hunched. She hated the fact that her dad called her beautiful before, almost like it was something that dads are supposed to say. There is nothing beautiful in the mirror. If she could, she would rush upstairs and start all over. But it's pointless. it's too late. He will be here soon.
    On the other side of the door, he stands frozen. it has been four-and-a-half minutes already, but he is too afraid to press the glowing doorbell. the most perfect girl he has ever known will answer it. What should he say?

    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Everybody has to have at least one good quote...

    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I hate crying
    it shows weakness
    but sometimes, it feels good to be weak
    Does that make sence?

    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    If its a $40.00 value then why are you giving it to me for $19.99?

    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    *Someone farts in a group of about 10*
    Me- Who was that?
    My Younger Sister- It dosen't matter who it was, it
    just matters that they dont do it again.

    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    i just needed stronger rope....

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
    Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
    The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She, too, escapes execution.
    By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
    The blonde shouts, "Fire!!

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
    The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
    The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
    (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
    "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a Doctor at a street light.
    The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
    The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
    "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
    "No problem," replies the doctor.
    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... But I'll stick with my Moped!"
    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph.
    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !
    He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
    He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
    Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
    Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
    The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
    He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor... Is there anything I can do for you ?"
    The old man whispers,
    "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman".
    (funny stuff central)

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
    An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
    "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."
    The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.
    The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.
    The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.
    Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter.
    Seeing the suitcase St. Peter says,
    "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"
    But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying,
    "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."
    St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims,
    "You brought pavement?!!!"


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