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  1. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2015 12:58pm UTC
    people who are pretty
    are judged just as easily
    as people who arnt

  2. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 8:25am UTC
    I did something awful. I feel so guilty about it.
    But Im also proud of myself for saying something.
    I feel roten inside but i feel like i only said what eveyone else wanted to say.
    I need adive.

  3. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 7:28am UTC
    People are self absorbed
    Yes i mean people on Witty.
    People complain about the smallest and stupidest things.
    Yes it is ok to self pity sometimes.
    I do too
    But its become all i see.
    The main thing that bothers me is the complaining about friends.
    If your friends dont invite you anywhere or talk to you,
    its your fault
    if you dont try to get included or if you just sit there and expect them to like you
    youre not making them want to be your friend
    It bothers me that people cant look around at the world and relize how stupid they sound
    people have real issues.
    while youre sitting on the internet woundering why "nobody likes you"
    people are dying.
    people are hurt
    sometimes i want to yell "GET OVER YOURSELF"
    put your problems into perspective.
    not trying to offend anyone but its the hard truth

  4. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 7:00am UTC
    Anybody else a PSYCH fan?

  5. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    you're welcome

  6. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    People try and see a movie
    They get shot
    Kids want to go to school
    They get killed
    People want to run a marathon
    They get bombed
    Honestly? Im scared of this world we live in

  7. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    luvHarper2900 at 6:04pm December 05, 2012 to Steve
    hey steve. are you going to change up witty's formats for the holdidays?
    Steve at 8:35pm December 05, 2012 to luvHarper2900
    I ho ho hope so. (so lame)
    oh steve.
    Old but realy funny

  8. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Its so funny when text books try and make the word problems bi-racial. Like,
    JuanCarlos, Ruth, Muhamad, Chang, and Shaniqua have 4 watermellons.

  9. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:21am UTC
    i love people
    lol Just kidding

  10. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:35am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    You say you can't marry a
    celebrity you obsses over?
    Oh please....look what
    happend to
    Ginny Wesley.

  12. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Me - Scrolling through quotes
    Me- Sees quote "i miss the old witty so much. The witty were people dont hate and
    we all love each other :)"
    Me- Clicks on Profile Link
    Date Joined- 3 days ago
    Me- lolwut

  13. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  14. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    She cant wait to see her son and daughter coming home from School. She just dropped them off not even an hour ago but misses them so much already. She runs home after she forgot her bag. The phone rings. They tell her he children wont be coming home. They joined god. The phone drops to the floor and cracks. Her knees buckle. They say those two rooms in the house will no longer be ocupied. The toys on the floor, no longer played with. Those art projects no longer being made. That Christmas tree in the corner, will not have preasents with their names on it. They are gone. She rushes to the school. There she sees kids jumping to her parents arms. But hers, lay still coverd by a sheet. Nothing. Nothing.
    RIP those who were killed. 12-14-12. We lost 28 lives but gained 28 angles.
    You Will Be Missed
    Victums Of
    The Sandy Hook Elementry Shooting

  15. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:47am UTC
    luvHarper2900 at 6:04pm December 05, 2012 to Steve
    hey steve. are you going to change up witty's formats for the holdidays?
    Steve at 8:35pm December 05, 2012 to luvHarper2900
    I ho ho hope so. (so lame)
    oh steve.

  16. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Honestly, i hate it when people say
    "I hate pretty girls"
    "i can whipe off 99% of your beauty with a wet wipe".
    Who are you to say that that girl has no insecurites.
    How would you know if she sits on Witty all day?
    How would you know if they make daily trips to the bathroom to cry?
    See that girl who has 10 inches of makeup?
    She spends hours on that trying to make herself fit in and look pretty.
    See that girl who walks around wiht her friends with that barbie doll smile?
    her friends talk about her behind her back and she knows it.
    Shes just too afriaid to stand up to them. Think.
    Just remember everybody has a story that goes deeping than it looks.

  17. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:37am UTC
    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.-
    Albert King

  18. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 7:03am UTC
    Hey whats up
    nm. sitting at home watching TV
    All alone, get tierd of roomies as the days go on and on
    so pick up the phone and call everyone you know were gonna have a party to the music here we go gotta live to party bust your moves
    how do you have friends

  19. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
    2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    245 (i have my reasons)
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. It's your life).
    To be able to live my dream.
    when you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
    . L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday

  20. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Witty, the only place were i have over 20 followers.


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