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  1. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:20am UTC
    When ever i stumble upon a
    profile that says
    "Last Seen: 1 Year"
    it makes me depressed.
    Anyone else?

  2. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:05am UTC
    If you ask to see my phone, yes i will delete all my messages.
    If you follow, I follow back.
    nmq nmf
    Cookiedoughformats

  3. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 6:52am UTC
    Me - *looks at clock* 6:54. i can take my own sweet baby jesus time.
    Mom- Are you ready to go yet?
    Me- Mom, its 6:54. i got time.
    Mom- Haha no
    Me- *looks at computer clock*
    Me-
    Me-
    Jesus-
    clock- 7:54
    Me- Damn time change.

  4. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good
    news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts
    now.
    i got nothing to lose, why not. :)

  5. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
    - Orlando Bloom ♥

  6. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:58pm UTC
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  7. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Am I a Sexy Beast?
    a- Yes
    b- c
    c- a
    nmq nmf

  8. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Does anybody else think that its a little anoying when people have like 1000 followers and are only following 5 people. Just me?

  9. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    ok so im not a good writer at all but my friend told me she wanted to make a story. i let her make a story on my acount becasue she dosent have one (yet). Tell me if you like it and il tell her! GRACIAS!
    looks long but i read it over and its really good!!
    Prolouge
    Taylor Dates- Expected to do everything perfect. Her parents have huge expectations of her. But her family is hit with an unexpected blow.
    Carmen Maydias- Popular, Queen Bee, Perfect. But under all those layers of perfection, is a girl who is just like everybody else.
    Maya Capito- Over Achiver. Over the years she has earned the name “Teachers Pet”. Maya has always been like that. But her life is about to turn around and change forever.
    Audrey Salons- Fan girl. She has this huge crush on this boy that might never know exists. But she will never give up. Well…maybe not never.
    All these girls have lived apart and in their seperat bubbles for over 8 years. But then a quick twist of events bring them together.

  10. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Uh-nuh! Sucurity su-curity. She needs ta go!
    Bon Qui Qui
    never gets old...

  11. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Type your name: Harper
    Type your name with your elbow: hbhbzff;;degtft
    Type your name with your eyes closed: har[er
    Type your name with your nose: haasrper
    Bash your head into the keyboard: hyh
    With your tongue:hasrfpperrt
    Now repost this with your name :]

  12. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Hostess has been shut down due to the materials they use to make their "food" with. Well who else saw this coming.

  13. Harper* Harper*
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    November 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC
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  14. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 3:05pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    CARRY
    ON
    nmq nmf
    kkeke

  15. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Girl: Can I have an apple&
    a blackberry for christmas?
    Mum: REALLY? omg is that all?!
    girl: uhm yeaaaah?
    mum: so I don't have to spend
    that much on you this year!
    girl: ????????????
    xmas day: girl opens her present. . .
    omg! WTF IS THIS?!
    nmq n mf

  16. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    ░░░░
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Drifting through the wind..."
    Umm... no.
    Format by Sandrasaurusn nmq

  17. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    [ ] Single
    [ ] Taken
    [x] Mentally dating a celeberty that doesn't know I exist
    nmq

  18. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Im the type that says "Sorry" constantly
    nmq/nmf

  19. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Im not a stalker...
    im just an unpayed private
    investigator
    nmq nmf

  20. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    If you want to judge me, go to the supream court.

:)

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