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danceatheart

1. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
   Dear Witty,
   This is my last quote and the last time will go on this website. I have grown apart from witty profiles. It used to be the website I enjoyed to go on as much as possible. The one place I could go to find peace. Thank you Steve for creating a website that gave me so much happiness. Thank you for everyone who has followed me, favorited any of my quotes, or came into any contact with me through this website. I hope Wittians live on forever. It has been fun witty.
   I LOVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE.
   Sincerely,
   danceatheart
   MARCH 25, 2011- APRIL 28 2013
   
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2. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC
   It is amazing how much witty has changed
   in the two years the I have been on here.
   
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3. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   It is a sad moment
   when your realize
   you trust music
   more than people
   
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4. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2013 9:35am UTC
   At your age
   I lost crayons
   not my
   virginity
   
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5. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 7:21pm UTC
   My taste in music is bipolar.
   It goes from depressing
   to happy with the press
   of a button.
   
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6. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 9:29pm UTC
   Why haven't we had a witty convention
   where we could
   all meet,
   bring our cats
   and eat nutella?
   
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7. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC
   Who needs a boyfriend
   when I have
   wifi and food?
   
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8. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   Boy: Are you dating anyone?
   Me: Yeah I'm in a relationship where I play the boy and the girl.
   
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9. danceatheart
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 11:43am UTC
   "All little girls should be told
   they're pretty
   even if they aren't."
   -Marilyn Monroe
   
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10. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Expectations on Valentines Day:
    A dozen roses in locker, with a beautiful boy next to you about to kiss you.
    Reality:
    sits at home, gains 50 pounds, dies.
    
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11. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    This is not what I thought
    being sixteen
    would feel like.
    
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12. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Witty Person: I have a feeling I am going to leave witty soon.
    Me: Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth, then I think mmm better not.
    
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13. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Does anyone have wattpad?
    
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14. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    who has never
    went through an
    entire bottle
    of nailpolish
    
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15. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    I have nodes.
    
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16. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Normal teenagers on twitter: Party at my house #drunk
    Me on twitter: @Niall_official: HAVE MY BABIES
    
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17. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:54am UTC
    I always wait until my bladder is about to explode
    before I go pee because I am too lazy to get up.
    
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18. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Plot Twist:
    Taylor Swift is actually lesbian but dates boys to write songs about and make a couple million dollars.
    
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19. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:58am UTC
    No Zayn
    You are not 20.
    
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20. danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Life would be so much easier if I was perfect.
    
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