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kristabff
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Me watching Up at school:
Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 3:58pm UTC

I got 98.768 problems and rounding up is one of them.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 2:47pm UTC

"hey since you’re up can u-"
Me : *sits down*

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chickittylover
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:51pm UTC

"My name's Ellie!
Thought you might need a little cheerin' up. I got something to show ya!
I am about to let you see something I have never shown to another human being.
Ever. In my life.
You'll have to swear you will not tell anyone.
Cross your heart. Do it!
My adventure book!
You know him. Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going:
South America. It's like America... but south!
Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
Paradise Falls, 'a land lost in time.' I ripped this right out a library book!
I'm gonna move my clubhouse there, and park it right next to the falls.
Who knows what lives up there? And once I get there...
Well, I'm saving these pages for all the adventures I'm gonna have.
Only... I don't know how I'm gonna to get to Paradise Falls.
That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp! Swear you'll take us!
Cross your heart! Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good. You promised. No backing out.
Well, see you tomorrow kid! Bye!"

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC

My perfect day:
- Home alone
- Raining outside
- Cuddled up in bed
- My laptop by my side
- Loads of food
- Good music

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 11:26am UTC

Witty Bootcamp
How it works:
1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:
2. I will split you all into groups (group yellow, red, etc, etc).
3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).
4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.
Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!
Go!

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Here's to the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't get everything they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

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sexwithniallhoran69
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 7:01pm UTC

You know you're not a kid anymore when
You have to hold your boobs when you jog up the stairs.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC

She's worried about stuff
That kids her age
Shouldn't be worried about

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:18pm UTC

a white girl shows up to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks because she was working on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents let her sleep in then bought her the coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her AP classes fck white girl jokes

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 8:25pm UTC

You treated me kind of sh.itty, you know. And I would have never done
that to you because I cared about you. I guess I just thought that you cared about me, too.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC

Me: I could just marry my laptop..
Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:28pm UTC

The difference between
you and I
is that
when you wake up,
your nightmare ends.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Sometimes I worry that you've ruined me forever. But, then I remember
I was ruined long before you, and maybe I just want to pin the blame one someone a little less ruined and a little less sad.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 1:30am UTC

BravoSierra's format
South America
it's like America, but south.

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dani64
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Life isn't short
its actually pretty fuc/king long. YOLO is stupid. Skinny girls, you're not fat. Every "Decent guy" you girls are looking for is probably in your friendzone. Guys, if you s/eep around, you will end up with a sl/ut who doesn't love you. No, lil Wayne, Drake, and Wiz Kalifa are not fuc/king philosophers, that's a quote on a picture. Anyone who says stop acting black Wen U talk lyke dis #SWAG, you're a racis/t, black people don't talk like that. Guys, have some respect. At the end of the day, dr/unk or so/ber, girls are still human. Girls, if you put pictures like that on facebook you WILL attract creepy as/sholes, its your own dam/n fault. You do dr/ugs? Cool, so do 90% of teenagers, so stop telling people how awesome you are because you got soooooooo fuc/ked up last night and can't even remember what you did. Honestly nobody cares, not even you. If everone would just stop and realize you're acting like an imaginary bunch of reality tv stars, maybe we wouldn't be such a fuc/ked up generation
nmq

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alyson545
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Five
"Hey Montes!" one of his friends suddenly called.
"Why do they call you by your last name?" I asked.
He smirked. "Noah's too innocent." He winked at me before raising a finger
to signal he'd be back, then jogged off to his group of friends.
I sighed as i got closer and closer towards the cheerleaders,
realizing I would soon be passing them.
Megan spotted me and smirked.
"Hey Raina!" she called out.
Well, that's not normal. I nodded at her,
wanting to swear at her but holding myself back as i usually do.
"Ow!" I fell to the ground suddenly, scraping my arm.
Confused, I looked back to find that the h/e had her foot stuck out in front of her.
My eyes narrowed to slits. I was so sick of this, some days I
wished I wasn't so afraid of getting in trouble and would do something to defend myself.
She and her friends burst out laughing. I felt a hand all of a sudden
grab mine and pull me up in one swift move. Noah stood there glaring at
Megan, her smirk fading. "Noah babe, hey!" She smiled seductively at
him, strutting up to him and draping her arm around his shoulders.
"Don't worry about this loser, she's just a stupid klutz." He rolled his eyes as he untangled her arms around him, and dropped them to her sides.
"F//k off Melissa," He spat.
Walking away from her, he motioned with his head for me to follow,
leaving her standing there fuming and shocked.
I walked with him, all the while dying of laughter.
He grinned a little. "I got her name wrong, didn't I?" I nodded, not able to speak. He chuckled, before suddenly turning serious.
"But honestly, you're not going to go through your last of high school like this."
I rose an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
He smirked.
"We're going to show everyone in this school who you really are."
_________________________________________
\ the reasons will start soon young ones.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC

By now I've figured out
that nice girls like me
never win

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:45am UTC

Cool Story Bro.
What chapter do you
shut up?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 11:19pm UTC

I need them.
I need their threats,
I need their care.
i need their shoulders to cry on..
i need to get lost and run away.
I need to change who i am.
I need to stop being me.
I need to help her more.
I need to think before i speak.
I need to cut deeper.
I need to fall asleep driving.
I need to take a few handfuls of pills.
I need out.

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