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1. sexwithniallhoran69
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2013 4:33pm UTC
   Those people who think men are always the ones to cheat and lie need to be given a dose of reality.
   
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2. sexwithniallhoran69
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   October 30, 2013 7:17pm UTC
   I'm so confused by Skylar Grey
   She writes songs like 'Invisible' and then she's in a music video with Eminem singing 'C'mon Let me Ride'
   
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3. sexwithniallhoran69
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   October 29, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   I have a confession.
   I like school.
   I LOVE to learn
   & I'm done with people trying to make me feel bad or naive or call me a nerd,
   Just because they have different interests.
   
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4. sexwithniallhoran69
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   October 3, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   I may be a freshman but
   ...
   I honestly have no defense.
   
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5. sexwithniallhoran69
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   September 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   He thinks I'm crazy;
   but I know I'm just
   lovestruck
   
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6. sexwithniallhoran69
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   September 25, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   I'm really not sure what to feel right now
   
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7. sexwithniallhoran69
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   August 20, 2013 3:50pm UTC
   If Myspace was just deleted from the internet would anybody notice
   
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8. sexwithniallhoran69
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   August 8, 2013 11:31pm UTC
   its getting bad again.
   I'm not sure if I can stop this time.
   Should I grab those pills?
   Or cut for one more night.
   
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9. sexwithniallhoran69
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   July 29, 2013 10:20pm UTC
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10. sexwithniallhoran69
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    July 7, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    The cuts pile up on my thigh
    As I slice the scars already there
    My lungs drown in the air
    
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11. sexwithniallhoran69
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    June 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    The last day of middle school.
    Wow, I actually made it.
    
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12. sexwithniallhoran69
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    June 11, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    Because I can feel you pulling
    away
    
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13. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 21, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    A really bad thunderstorm is rolling through my town,
    FramingMatthew, I know its you, stomping with the angels.
    
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14. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    And maybe if I eat nothing I'll be good enough.
    
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15. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 17, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Me: at least gravity is attracted to me
    *slowly starts drifting into outer space*
    
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16. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 16, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    I swear,
    These butterflies are going to kill me.
    
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17. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 15, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    He called me beautiful,
    And he told me his frustrations,
    And I told him mine,
    And we felt the mutual feelings
    Seep into our bones
    As I held his hand
    And he said "I'm not good at this"
    I laughed,
    because neither was I.
    
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18. sexwithniallhoran69
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    May 6, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Sometimes I like to think the technical term for nose jobs is rhinoplasty because rhinos have really big noses that just outshine everybody else's nose.
    /(^-^)/ I love your nose!
    /(-^-)/ Thanks I'm a rhino.
    
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19. sexwithniallhoran69
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    April 24, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Oh my gosh guys
    They made Nutella flavored ice cream in Germany
    DAD I'M MOVING TO GERMANY.
    
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20. sexwithniallhoran69
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    April 20, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    *Me and my friend are at a barn visiting the chickens*
    My friend: What happens when it rains hard? Where do you put them?
    Farmer: I used to just leave them in the barn like normal, but during hurricane Irene I lost one of the hens, so now I keep them inside my house. Whats worse is her mate was looking for her for two days. Then he realized she was never coming back, and he wouldn't eat. He died after a few days.
    Me: Ohmygosh I'm never eating chicken again
    
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