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Me watching Up at school:

Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING

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