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Status: Blocking out stupidity with music

Member Since: 6 Dec 2012 08:16pm

Last Seen: 16 Jul 2013 01:16pm

Location: Narnia :)

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38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[a] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. 41 If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. 42 Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.


 

 
 
  1. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 6:48pm EDT

    nothing good comes easy
    -Give Up the Girl
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  2. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:11pm EDT
    Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer //
    Do you know you're unlike any other?
    // You'll always be my thunder

  3. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    I'm just done with people

  4. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:40pm EDT
    ___________________________________________
    Do people not understand
    that their words
    hurt people
    __________________________________

  5. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:34pm EDT
    I saw this anonymous person on someone's page on tumblr. They were talking about gay marriage. This is what she said, "I went to church with my family tonight...pastor: now according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin. Couple of older males in the audience: amen! Pastor : now wait, I'm not finished. You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. -uncomfortable silence- pastor: there are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong and that there are consequences to getting a divorce. Such as the wife being stoned. Yet i witnessed a divorce this morning. I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife. Even though she was the one who filed the divorce. We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they are inhumane and cruel. The bible doesn't say any consequences of the homosexual lifestyle. Yet we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't know. The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There's no other restrictions to that passage. So we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face.

  6. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:31pm EDT
    So today at lunch my friends and I
    were talking about stupid One
    Direction fanfics.
    Me: There are all of those stupid
    fanfics that start in Starbucks and
    you spill coffee on them then they
    deside to take you home and you
    fall in love and all that jazz. Then
    you end up getting married.
    My friend: Or they just randomly
    come up to you because you're
    so beautiful so they just take you
    home and you fall in love.
    Me: Obviously these are not realistic
    because if I ever saw the boys in public
    they wouldn't come up and tell me I'm beautiful.
    They would grab a stick and poke me wth it
    and be wondering what kind of creature I am.

  7. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:48pm EDT
    If bombs and weapons didn’t exist this wouldn’t happen.
    Like just think, if no one owned bombs or weapons they
    couldn’t hurt anyone. If no one was hurt no one would
    think oh we have to hurt them back. And you know how
    much money we have to help people instead of hurting
    them. With that weapon money we could end world hunger.
    We could save enough money to end slavery. We could
    do enough research to cure cancer! I just…

  8. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    Prayers for Boston

  9. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:19am EDT
    I just realized if you put Flo Rida's name together
    it makes Florida.
    wow. i'm slow...

  10. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 5:15pm EDT
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  11. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 5:06pm EDT
    To This Day by Shane Koyczan
    When I was a kid
    I used to think that pork chops and karate chops
    were the same thing
    I thought they were both pork chops
    and because my grandmother thought it was cute
    and because they were my favourite
    she let me keep doing it
    not really a big deal
    one day
    before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees
    I fell out of a tree
    and bruised the right side of my body
    I didn’t want to tell my grandmother about it
    because I was afraid I’d get in trouble
    for playing somewhere that I shouldn’t have been
    a few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise
    and I got sent to the principal’s office
    from there I was sent to another small room
    with a really nice lady
    who asked me all kinds of questions
    about my life at home
    I saw no reason to lie
    as far as I was concerned
    life was pretty good
    I told her “whenever I’m sad
    my grandmother gives me karate chops”
    this led to a full scale investigation
    and I was removed from the house for three days
    until they finally decided to ask how I got the bruises
    news of this silly little story quickly spread through the school
    and I earned my first nickname
    pork chop
    to this day
    I hate pork chops
    I’m not the only kid
    who grew up this way
    surrounded by people who used to say
    that rhyme about sticks and stones
    as if broken bones
    hurt more than the names we got called
    and we got called them all
    so we grew up believing no one
    would ever fall in love with us
    that we’d be lonely forever
    that we’d never meet someone
    to make us feel like the sun
    was something they built for us
    in their tool shed
    so broken heart strings bled the blues
    as we tried to empty ourselves
    so we would feel nothing
    don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
    that an ingrown life
    is something surgeons can cut away
    that there’s no way for it to metastasize
    it does
    she was eight years old
    our first day of grade three
    when she got called ugly
    we both got moved to the back of the class
    so we would stop get bombarded by spit balls
    but the school halls were a battleground
    where we found ourselves outnumbered day after wretched day
    we used to stay inside for recess
    because outside was worse
    outside we’d have to rehearse running away
    or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there
    in grade five they taped a sign to her desk
    that read beware of dog
    to this day
    despite a loving husband
    she doesn’t think she’s beautiful
    because of a birthmark
    that takes up a little less than half of her face
    kids used to say she looks like a wrong answer
    that someone tried to erase
    but couldn’t quite get the job done
    and they’ll never understand
    that she’s raising two kids
    whose definition of beauty
    begins with the word mom
    because they see her heart
    before they see her skin
    that she’s only ever always been amazing
    (part one)

  12. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:27pm EDT
    I feel like I always say the wrong thing.

  13. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 12:22am EDT
    *22 comes on the radio*
    Mom: who sings this?
    Me: Taylor Swift
    Mom: oh, what is she saying
    Me: 22... O.o
    Mom: oh, i thought she was saying swim suit.
    I literally laughed for like 5 minutes

  14. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 4:30pm EDT
    Plot twist: you run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.

  15. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:09pm EST
    Let it slide,
    Let your troubles fall behind you

  16. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:15pm EST
    Short Horror Story:
    You are walking down the halls at school and someone comes up and whispers in your ear your Witty username.

  17. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:21pm EST
    Your
    Smile
    is
    Beautiful
    :)

  18. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:03pm EST
    Girls laying out in the swimsuits in the snow.
    Wow, you're cool.

  19. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:00pm EST
    If you say YOLO and you aren't making a joke about it, like you are seriously saying it. Well, then I frown upon you.

  20. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:34am EST
    In comm. arts we are doing a research project on the Holocaust. We get to pick what we are doing, but it has to be Holocaust related. I chose Auschwitz (a concentration camp). I was done with all of my research so I was just going to watch videos about survivors of Auschwitz. I found this video so i started watching it to waste time. The video was about a man who found his love in Auschwitz. He met her in the concentration camp! They both ended up surviving, and they got married! After watching this video I realized anything can happen. Like a great thing can happen from something really bad. You just have to look at the plus things of situations.

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