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³⁸“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’^[a] ³⁹But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. ⁴⁰And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. ⁴¹If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. ⁴²Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

teamJesus4ever
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June 11, 2013 6:48pm UTC

♫
nothing good comes easy
-Give Up the Girl
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teamJesus4ever
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May 26, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer //
Do you know you're unlike any other?
// You'll always be my thunder

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teamJesus4ever
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May 19, 2013 2:57pm UTC

I'm just done with people

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teamJesus4ever
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May 2, 2013 10:40pm UTC

___________________________________________
Do people not understand
that their words
hurt people
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teamJesus4ever
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April 28, 2013 10:34pm UTC

I saw this anonymous person on someone's page on tumblr. They were talking about gay marriage. This is what she said, "I went to church with my family tonight...pastor: now according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin. Couple of older males in the audience: amen! Pastor : now wait, I'm not finished. You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. -uncomfortable silence- pastor: there are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong and that there are consequences to getting a divorce. Such as the wife being stoned. Yet i witnessed a divorce this morning. I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife. Even though she was the one who filed the divorce. We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they are inhumane and cruel. The bible doesn't say any consequences of the homosexual lifestyle. Yet we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't know. The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There's no other restrictions to that passage. So we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face.

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teamJesus4ever
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April 24, 2013 5:31pm UTC

So today at lunch my friends and I
were talking about stupid One
Direction fanfics.
Me: There are all of those stupid
fanfics that start in Starbucks and
you spill coffee on them then they
deside to take you home and you
fall in love and all that jazz. Then
you end up getting married.
My friend: Or they just randomly
come up to you because you're
so beautiful so they just take you
home and you fall in love.
Me: Obviously these are not realistic
because if I ever saw the boys in public
they wouldn't come up and tell me I'm beautiful.
They would grab a stick and poke me wth it
and be wondering what kind of creature I am.

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teamJesus4ever
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April 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC

If bombs and weapons didn’t exist this wouldn’t happen.
Like just think, if no one owned bombs or weapons they
couldn’t hurt anyone. If no one was hurt no one would
think oh we have to hurt them back. And you know how
much money we have to help people instead of hurting
them. With that weapon money we could end world hunger.
We could save enough money to end slavery. We could
do enough research to cure cancer! I just…

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teamJesus4ever
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April 15, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Prayers for Boston

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teamJesus4ever
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March 29, 2013 12:19am UTC

I just realized if you put Flo Rida's name together
it makes Florida.
wow. i'm slow...

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teamJesus4ever
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March 28, 2013 5:15pm UTC

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teamJesus4ever
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March 28, 2013 5:06pm UTC

To This Day by Shane Koyczan
When I was a kid
I used to think that pork chops and karate chops
were the same thing
I thought they were both pork chops
and because my grandmother thought it was cute
and because they were my favourite
she let me keep doing it
not really a big deal
one day
before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees
I fell out of a tree
and bruised the right side of my body
I didn’t want to tell my grandmother about it
because I was afraid I’d get in trouble
for playing somewhere that I shouldn’t have been
a few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise
and I got sent to the principal’s office
from there I was sent to another small room
with a really nice lady
who asked me all kinds of questions
about my life at home
I saw no reason to lie
as far as I was concerned
life was pretty good
I told her “whenever I’m sad
my grandmother gives me karate chops”
this led to a full scale investigation
and I was removed from the house for three days
until they finally decided to ask how I got the bruises
news of this silly little story quickly spread through the school
and I earned my first nickname
pork chop
to this day
I hate pork chops
I’m not the only kid
who grew up this way
surrounded by people who used to say
that rhyme about sticks and stones
as if broken bones
hurt more than the names we got called
and we got called them all
so we grew up believing no one
would ever fall in love with us
that we’d be lonely forever
that we’d never meet someone
to make us feel like the sun
was something they built for us
in their tool shed
so broken heart strings bled the blues
as we tried to empty ourselves
so we would feel nothing
don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
that an ingrown life
is something surgeons can cut away
that there’s no way for it to metastasize
it does
she was eight years old
our first day of grade three
when she got called ugly
we both got moved to the back of the class
so we would stop get bombarded by spit balls
but the school halls were a battleground
where we found ourselves outnumbered day after wretched day
we used to stay inside for recess
because outside was worse
outside we’d have to rehearse running away
or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there
in grade five they taped a sign to her desk
that read beware of dog
to this day
despite a loving husband
she doesn’t think she’s beautiful
because of a birthmark
that takes up a little less than half of her face
kids used to say she looks like a wrong answer
that someone tried to erase
but couldn’t quite get the job done
and they’ll never understand
that she’s raising two kids
whose definition of beauty
begins with the word mom
because they see her heart
before they see her skin
that she’s only ever always been amazing
(part one)

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teamJesus4ever
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC

I feel like I always say the wrong thing.

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teamJesus4ever
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March 18, 2013 12:22am UTC

*22 comes on the radio*
Mom: who sings this?
Me: Taylor Swift
Mom: oh, what is she saying
Me: 22... O.o
Mom: oh, i thought she was saying swim suit.
I literally laughed for like 5 minutes

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teamJesus4ever
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March 11, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Plot twist: you run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.

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teamJesus4ever
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Let it slide,
Let your troubles fall behind you

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teamJesus4ever
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February 25, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Short Horror Story:
You are walking down the halls at school and someone comes up and whispers in your ear your Witty username.

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teamJesus4ever
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Your
Smile
is
Beautiful
:)

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teamJesus4ever
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Girls laying out in the swimsuits in the snow.
Wow, you're cool.

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teamJesus4ever
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February 22, 2013 8:00pm UTC

If you say YOLO and you aren't making a joke about it, like you are seriously saying it. Well, then I frown upon you.

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teamJesus4ever
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February 18, 2013 10:34am UTC

In comm. arts we are doing a research project on the Holocaust. We get to pick what we are doing, but it has to be Holocaust related. I chose Auschwitz (a concentration camp). I was done with all of my research so I was just going to watch videos about survivors of Auschwitz. I found this video so i started watching it to waste time. The video was about a man who found his love in Auschwitz. He met her in the concentration camp! They both ended up surviving, and they got married! After watching this video I realized anything can happen. Like a great thing can happen from something really bad. You just have to look at the plus things of situations.

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